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a meeting of creatures…
some context from Twitter preceding this historical and entirely uneventful moment
It’s practically every day I think of them. Credit to @shingworks on Twitter
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you know how it is
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I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”
Last night i was sitting at my computer with my window open and i heard a guy on the sidewalk walk up to my yard, vaguely point at my house (it was dark) and say “oh yea there’s 3 females and one male, thats why they’re not going to survive” and then walked away and it took me walking outside with a flashlight to understand he was referring to the fact that 3/4 of my rosemary bushes have flowers and that he was not stalking my family of 3 women and 1 man and threatening us
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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(
more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again
It's like I'm there
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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
[The divine feminine] is stored in the [wisdom teeth]
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Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.
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Multiple people have said VIBES and my brain is actually melting.
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Multiple people have said VIBES and my brain is actually melting.
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THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK
"what did you think you were here for?"
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I need to have an it/its weekend
What the hell are you talking about? Where is the it/its ice cream
you rockin with the it's/it pronouns ice cream?
Of course you blue box ice cream and pronouns
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just signed my uninformed consent paperwork! I wonder what it's for :0
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible
this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.
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Some illustrations I'm currently working on for a new project.
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Trying to play Monster Hunter: Rise and SOMEONE could not stand not getting attention and was repeatedly scaling me with her sharp feet and launching herself from furniture until I put her big soft blanket in my lap and pet her.
At least she's sitting where I can see the screen. She's also sitting where she can bite my fingers while I play. The monhunt experience was not supposed to be this realistic...