Land of Feelings and Flight

Sometimes the adhd stress is getting to me and I’m like oh yeah I haven’t flapped my hands around like a maniac for a while hold on a second and then I get all that excess energy out and I feel much better

ADHD people. Have you remembered to tire yourself out a little on purpose today? Have you gone for a jog? Have you flapped your hands around like a maniac? Have you done a head bang to some music? If not, that may be the cause of your current feelings of insanity.

Even as an adult you can’t get rid of your urge to just physically go blvlbkfdadvbbklllllgggrrrr for a bit. It’s good for the soul.

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

listening and learning

I do. God help me I do

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

I will never forget how two chinese college students found a spider and created a genus called Hotwheels and named the spider Hotwheels Sisyphus

thomas pynchon-ass name for a spider

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

This dad joke is the peak of grateness.

[ID: picture of a small sword with a purple plastic handle and a cheese grater for a blade. the caption reads "yeah, your sword is pretty great, but mine will always be a little grater". end ID]

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges