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Rabbits And Strings

@sunnyspies / sunnyspies.tumblr.com

I am longing for some competence
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reblogged

sprays this in my kids eyes when they ask to watch cocomelon 

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Music theory at the college level

Theory I: Basic chord theory and key signatures. V7 to I out the wazoo. Good voice-leading, writing parallel fifths gets you sent to hell.
Theory II: Secondary dominants and secondary leading tones. More good part-writing.
Theory III: Everything you’ve learned has a function. Analyze this fugue. We’re gonna talk about form. ABACADA!
Theory IV: every rule you’ve ever learned? useless. all of it. part writing been banished to the shadow realm. key signature? haven’t heard that name in years. lmao i hope u like math
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april

subject: my cat

symptoms:

  • small
  • makes small noises
  • small brain (stupid)

diagnosis: baby

course of action: kiss on the head

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lesbx

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

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