Orochimaru headcanons SFW and NSFW
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- shows his affection mostly in being obsessive about you. When he’s had a stressful day, other people should be really worried for their lives if they plan on trying on you.
- once he admits on being in love, he shows affection by palming your cheek and softly pulling you closer, then kiss your forehead. Sometimes he will even be cuddly. He almost never says “I love you” but you will sure know when he does.
- loves wrapping his arms around your waist
- is not really the type to give gifts to you. Orochimaru will only consider buying a present when you directly ask for it. For special occasions he will give you a gift that is more on the expensive side, but it doesn’t happen often. Also Orochimaru is not really creative when it comes to choosing a gift. He is more the type to go out to a restaurant instead of getting presents. 🎁🎀🍜🍱🍤🍗🍚🍛
- knows a lot about the human anatomy so he’s up for experimenting in bed and exploring your body, also with sharp objects. Even though it looks like it, he doesn’t wanna hurt you and doesn’t cross the line when he uses knives or other things on your body. 💉
- is an early bird, so you will wake up alone in bed. Orochimaru sometimes gets really caught up in his experiments. He doesn’t like to get interupted when it comes to them
- since he is interested in how the human body functions, he will observe and examine you at the start of your relationship until he knows how you respond to almost everything
- doesn’t like when you use his shampoo
- will probably be oblivious to when something bothers you and also doesn’t like hearing you complain
- when he truly loves you, he will fight for you till the end
- makes you sit on his lap often
- will let you touch his hair but only if you get it back in its original state afterwards. Doesn’t allow things like braiding or pinning it up though.
- takes quiet walks with you (also when it rains) and lets you hold his hand
- actually loves receiving affection like sweet kisses or hugs even though he’ll sometimes say it’s annoying. In reality he’s really insecure and needs you to make him know you love him.
- will order Kabuto to create medicine for you when you’ve got the tiniest bits of pain like a bruised knee or a tummy ache.
- is actually more the silent type and needs you to protect him mentally when one of his plans fail.
- Loves showing off with you. You’re his queen and dare someone to not show you respect in some way.
- will let you cuddle him when you go to sleep
- is very independent and sometimes it will seem like he forgot about you or prizing himself above you. Prepare to feel lonely sometimes.
- is a workaholic so it’s difficult to plan vacation
- doesn’t like when you act childish but if you keep up the act long enough he will eventually bulge and say it’s cute
- doesn’t really know how to comfort you when you’re crying but he tries it by letting you cuddle him and let you play with his hair all you want
- rewards you with the most beautiful smile
- sometimes you’ll find snakes in your house
- if you want to bring some new pets into your home, make sure the snakes don’t eat them because Orochimaru is not gonna help them
- doesn’t really know how to relax
- when he’s sick, he’ll complain about the pain the whole time and be constantly grumpy, even if it’s just a cold.
- can be very selfish and doesn’t notice that you’re getting hurt by something. He is just so used to only notice his own wishes.
- family meetings can get dangerous because Orochimaru is not a people person and even though it’s your family, that doesn’t guarantee he’s gonna be nice to them if they don’t show him respect
- doesn’t care about things like taking care of the househould. Either you will have to hire maids or you’ll have to do all the stuff yourself because Orochimaru won’t do peasant’s work. Once in a while he’ll cook but won’t clean up afterwards.
- loves to leave bite marks all over your body, especially at places where the skin is thin and fragile so that it will leave a bruise. Sometimes he will even want to draw blood because it’s a turn on for him. Orochimaru doesn’t mind if someone else is able to spot some of the colourful marks afterwards.
- loves to give and receive oral. With his long and flexible tongue he’ll touch places inside you no one else has been able to reach before. Likes to stand while getting a bj and fist your hair.
- is into dom/sub play since he loves being the dominant one. A huge turn on for him is hearing you beg and calling him master/sir/daddy. When he’s really caught up in his pleasure, he will even let you ride him once in a while but otherwise he hates being dominated.
- loves to bend you over furniture and sometimes he will even just take you against a wall with your legs wrapped around him.
- king of shower sex 👑🛁
- sex with Orochimaru is mostly fast and rough but he will lovingly kiss and bruise your neck. If you set up a romantic mood though he’ll go slower and more affectionate.
- is impatient when it comes to his own pleasure
- loves undressing you
- is opposed to getting hurt during sex. Scratching his back with your nails is okay but you’ll get a punishment if you pull his hair or slap his ass or inflict harm on him in any way.
