Totally a true story~
⭐️Yandere Husband x reader⭐️
Premise: Your husband really wants kids, but you're not really all for the idea
Warning: Noncon, breeding, fem reader
Minors DNI
When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!
I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.
Chocolate man went for their fucking throats omg
the whole damn thing was a draw
somehow despite his swiss heritage, this man chose murder, and the execution was public
Those replicas are so sad, I feel bad for the contestants. But it tells us what level Chocolate Man operates on.
This is why climate change isn't just an environmental issue. It's a social issue, a cultural issue, and a legal issue. It's inextricably tied to capitalism--a system where the affluent are permitted to buy an unnecessary convenience simply because they're affluent enough to pay for it.
Am I saying it should be illegal to own and operate private jets? I don't know. Maybe I am. Seeing this obscene amount of carbon emission for one stupid football game sure makes me think it's irresponsible for private jet ownership to be allowed by a nation.
Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)
I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away
other anagrams of delta-omicron:
MORON CITADEL
CILANTRO MODE
CONDOM RETAIL
MOONLIT CEDAR
LORD MEAT COIN
RENT ACID LOOM
ACNE MOLD RIOT
guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel
She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.
Boi i was not ready
she lets them feel her biceps
Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.
…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.
You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.
b/c i’ve never seen this post with her name in it i’m going to add it here.
Her name is Yeon-Woo Jhi and she won the Arnold Classic Europe in 2013.
Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley? I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.
The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth
#Children’s media used to be about making you feel the entire depth and breadth of the human emotional spectrum#All while your 7 y/o brain struggled to make sense of if all. But it was like an emotional vaccine#Comprehending loss at that age didn’t make it any easier to bear with age. But atleast it was familiar (conserving these tags by @jonairadreaming because yes)
Workout ⌚💦 || (Spicy follow up 🔥)
My world smells like rain charged air, cut grass, and like Simon’s skin.
@alleycat0306 commissioned me to illustrate a scene from her lovely fic I See Forever in Your Eyes. Please go give it a read!
the replies are killing me
The only gender left is EVIL! MWHAHAHAHAHAAA
EVILGENDER EVILGENDER EVILGENDER
Achievement unlocked!
It’s nerf or nothing
What about nerf and then nothing?
environmental storytelling.
TikTok has absolutely rotted peoples mind. I’m sure you’ve seen this trend of mainly cis women posting what they look like without cosmetic work done in response to the rise of plastic surgery and facial filler becoming more of a norm. Everyone who has participated in this trend has gotten utterly ripped apart and bullied in the comments.
This was the top comment and like.. what are you talking about? Have we forgotten what real people look like?
This wasn’t even the worst comment
Promoting an untouched face??? You mean accepting yourself as you are?
"Have we forgotten what real people look like?" Afraid so.