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I Lived Bitch

@conversecompanion / conversecompanion.tumblr.com

Nobue Amos // 23
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bunniope

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

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Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 

that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer

[ID: screenshot of two Tumblr tags. The first reads, “well of course they haven’t had pasta”, and the second reads “not since the ban on wheat and wheat byproducts.” End ID.]

dont be funnier than me on my own post

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: //////
1990:////
1991://////
1992:////////////
1993://///////////////
1994:////////////////////
1995: //////////////////////////////////////
1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1999: ///////////////////
2000: //
After 2000: /

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

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rincewitch

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

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breebird33

When visiting and catching up with old friends, be sure to bring plenty of treats to share 🍇✨

[original characters]

🙏🏻 bless y'all who read the vibes 🙏🏻

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bogleech

This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.

ok but how could they cut off the rest of it

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