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1-A CRAIG AND TWEEK
Bet you thought Tweek would be the one crying, but Craig has his moments too.
Tired of seeing Tweek so vulnerable when he’s become so strong in the past couple of seasons.
Not that he’s very good at being comforting, but he tries when Craig needs the support. I bet he’s the only one that ever sees Craig upset like this.
I’m so in love with him it hurts Professor Hershel Layton is the keeper of my heart
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I’m sure this started out with some stupid conversation like:
Craig: You couldn’t pick me up, I’m too tall.
Stan: Bet.
And it ended with Craig being mildly irritated but mostly turned on.
I loved drawing these two.
“You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.”
Craig smirked and chuckled softly moving forward to capture Stan’s lower lip between his teeth in a sharp nip before pulling away in a taunting and agonizingly slow manner clearly doing the most he could to tease the male standing in front of him. “Never would have assumed you were the one to like the mean ones…then again I guess I should’ve seen it from all those years with Kyle.”
"Is that a challenge?"
Craig smirked and leaned forward placing his elbows on the table with a singular eyebrow raised in a taunting manner. “Maybe it is Stevens. What are you going to do about it exactly?” He asked leaning back in his chair. As he gazed at the girl in front of him. He had been ruffling her feathers all day and this was just icing on the cake. “I personally don’t think you have the guts to sneak out and meet me tonight, at least not when your parents are home.”
Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!
“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”
