これ！！

Old news broadcast about the dangers of Animal Crossing

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

how to end an argument

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

And There Was Only One Boat

Grumble grumble…

the hero of hyrule

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.

"In [fairy tales], power is rarely the right tool for survival anyway. Rather the powerless thrive on alliances, often in the form of reciprocated acts of kindness - from beehives that were not raided, birds that were not killed but set free or fed, old women who were saluted with respect. Kindness sown among the meek is harvested in crisis."

-Rebecca Solnit

It's 4/13! If you've ever been curious about Homestuck, there's no better time to check it out! There are time loop shenanigans (from silly to devastating), characters with psychic powers who use them in all sorts of unwise ways, ✨FRIENDSHIP✨, wild relationship dynamics, and a lot of really fascinating story-telling techniques!

A lot of people feel that the first act is a big barrier to entry, and I think it helps to know that the first act was all directed by readers' suggestions at the time, which made it pretty difficult for the creator to move the story forward for a while. Once he abandons this technique, the story starts moving at a much faster rate!

If you have a PC, you can get the full Homestuck experience, but otherwise you can read Homestuck on your phone any time, anywhere!

I recommend just reading for like 5-10 minutes a day whenever you're bored! It's pretty damn long, and binging it is going to be a terrible slog lol.

regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.

秋の黄金色

My lil sister just showed me the Mystery Shack she build from scratch using pizza boxes and I'm literally so proud of her that I have to share it here