Just Suckin Som Toes

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

I love how Zuko's perception of the gaang must have done a complete 360 after joining them like

Zuko, before joining: this is a group of extremely skilled benders, i must be prepared for any possible situation when i run into them

Zuko, right after joining: wait a minute these aren't trained warriors they're bunch of goofy kids that have somehow survived without adult supervision all this time, i shouldn't have been so worried

Zuko, seeing Katara bloodbend: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what-

girls should be paid 1000 a day to dilly dally

sorry this joint looks so bad im only five

oh god its happening help

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

wishing you all a belated throat fuck thursday and a happy fat cock friday

Dear God

there’s beasts in there…

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

I'm a "multiple interpretations of a character are valid" person until I see an interpretation that explicitly contradicts canon and then I start chewing on the drywall.

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

Good ol’ Trez Horny Boyz

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