BSD: a summary. 

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

i listened to this 8 bit version of yuri on ice and i had to know what history maker would sound like in 8 bit so here i am at 2:30 in the morning learning how to convert things

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

I hate intellectuals

If you know shit fuck you

Define “Know shit”

if you know anything fuck off

Didn’t you just tell yourself to fuck off tho like you know shit too

I don’t know a fucking thing my guy

tomorrow’s the big day

This was inevitable.