I hope the new year will be soft and tender on your heart and soul <3

mistletoe kisses (mcyt hcs)

summary (they/them) tis the season to be in love! and ‘tis the season to have an excuse to kiss your mcyt lover, with the help of a poisonous garland.. (includes dream, george, sapnap, karl, quackity, bbh, c!technoblade, wilbur, punz, fundy, and eret)

warnings swearing, lots of kissing, maybe some suggestive themes? maybe

a/n merry very belated christmas, hannukah, kwanza and boxing day to those who celebrate! have a late fic for your winter fic needs, and have a happy new year my loves <3

hcs = headcanons btw,, this is my first try at this format so let me know if it’s alright!!

gif cred belongs to @anigifs18​

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So sweet 🥺

im still in my milf reader phase stfu

One of the many Tiny Sneegsnag deaths (this one made me laugh way too much)

(From Phil’s stream “Snapshot? :O”, April 14th 2021 (5h09))

i love two grown dudes arguing about who's babey

video: ordering vile gamers to sing for my amusement

Scanned concept art from the Origins Kids! 1993 TV show. The TV show would be played from 1993-1994 in small towns in some areas of the US and UK. A limited number of VHS tapes of the show were sold in 1995. Because of the rarity of these VHS tapes, they are usually sold for thousands of dollars. I managed to get my hands on these images, as well as one of said VHS tapes, through a college friend with connections to the Origins Kids! company. I’m very lucky that they’re not aware of how valuable these are, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have them at all. I don’t plan on selling them, I just wanted to share with the internet in case anyone was interested in seeing the episodes themself, but couldn’t afford to buy the VHS tape. Videos to come soon! :)

this has been a psa

The Queen has spoken, and she only speaks facts.

C!Slimecicle Come Home

fundy sees sneeg for the first time

when your attorney is ace idk i’ve never played the game

Child Wilbur: Dad, at school they said everyone has a mommy. Who’s my mommy?

Phil, panicking because this child’s mother is the immortal and ageless embodiment of Death but he probably shouldn’t tell a kid that so he points at the nearest household object: The fridge!

It’s here, it’s the day.

i wanna die but in the fun minecraft way where you respawn at home

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Technoblade: Ha, look at those idiots

(Y/n) squinting off in the distance: Haha yeah, dumbasses

(Y/n) recognizing Sapnap, Karl, and Quackity:

(Y/n) sprinting: Oh god, those are my idiots!

sex pollen is OUT, honesty pollen is IN. Expose your characters to alien chemicals that make them actually talk to each other