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We got a Pawblem | MYG | teaser

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Enemies to Lovers, Fluff

Summary: It’s love at first sight when you waltz through those shelter doors and spot the most handsome tuxedo cat you’ve ever seen. The only problem is that he’s currently purring in the gentle embrace of a jerk named Min Yoongi who can’t possibly want that cat more than you.

Word Count: 3.5k

I'll be posting this at 7:00PM PST today !

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some of you need to start realising that shipping two members in a gay relationship together is just as uncomfortable and invasive as shipping some random male idol with a female one, friendship wise it’s fine but some of you go way too far

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back-burner | 11

you were the sun; he'd burn to keep himself close

PAIRING. min yoongi x reader

GENRE. sister’s best friend!au, best friend to lovers!au, frenemies?to lovers! au, angst, *slow burn*, eventual smut, eventual fluff

WARNINGS. YOONGI'S POV!!!!, angst, internal conflict, emotional cheating (?), kind of soft if u think about it but it's still sad D:, a confession (SORT OF NOT REALLY), hobi being the best tho

WORDS. 5.6k

NOTE. well....it's finally here! yoongi's pov! this is the real slow burn bc .... we'll only get to see yoongi and oc's interaction after ch10 in ch12 so........🤣anticipate it well, loves! and my apologies for the late update 😓

There’s a weight in his stomach that Yoongi’s only felt a grand total of two times in his life prior to this moment.

One, was when he had dislocated his shoulder after a pay-per-work job. Along with the dread that consumed his entire being, the shadow of the skid marks that have disappeared from his skin but remained clear in his memory—was a socket left empty where it should be whole. The emptiness consumed him, almost as if his arm was all that he was. Surely, being a med student at that time meant that his arm was all that he was or all that he could be.

Two, another monumental day that he’d often look back and laugh at. The second after he took his boards, the anxiety in the pit of one’s stomach that indicated how hard he’d flunked. Back to interning? Delaying his residency? Growing older before he propelled forward? The thoughts of the future defied Yoongi’s sense of calm, and he’d never forget the way his stomach churned when he looked back at each question, wondering how he could’ve not known.

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7cypher

My Beauty, My Blood

With Namjoon out of the picture, Jeongguk has to step up and be the sole successor to the organization laid out before him. However, guilt doesn’t escape him very easily, and neither does your persistence.
▸ PAIRING: Jeon Jeongguk x Reader
▸ RATING & GENRE: NC-17 ; Fluff, Angst, Mafia AU, Single Parent AU           [ ! ] Warning: Mentions of violence and sex
▸ WORD COUNT: 20,001 words
▸ A/N: I had posted this under a different user a while back and I’m finally bringing it back yay! This was one of my favorites to write and it had been written for bangtan book club’s mafia prompt. Marked as NC-17 to be safe :)

With blood-soaked hands, Jeongguk lets his gun clatter to the ground, the sound of metal against concrete barely audible with how hard his heart is beating in his chest. It thumps and pounds, thundering its demands to be released from its shackles of misery. But this chain—death—is inevitable, unfixable. A permanent carving upon his heart that has left a hollowness in its place.

Rain pours from the sky, blurring the bright city lights behind them that shine none of their guidance into the dark alley they are hidden in. Three men, two guns, one survivor. The risk comes with his line of work and, though he grows numb over the years towards the number of lives lost, plans spoiled, he supposes death is inescapable even to those he once believed as invincible.

“Guk,” the man, his partner, his other half, winces as he struggles to sit up against the wall. His shirt is soaked to the threads with rainwater mixed in with the blood that sinks into the fabric and taints his skin with a murky crimson. “Will you promise me something?”

Promises, promises. There are no guarantees. Nothing can ever be said for sure. He’s learned that the hard way. But Jeongguk does anyway.

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ever read a fic that made you laugh so hard, you started going ‘haha, hehe, huhu, hoho!!’ well, now’s the time to let those fics shine !!

from 10/17/21 to 10/21/21, we’ll be accepting any recommendations for your favorite fics that fit the theme of comedy!

you’re allowed to start sending in your recs now in our ask box, and since we’re a general kpop page, it doesn’t matter what group they’re in! we just ask that it fits our general rules. we’ll be reblogging as well as compiling it together into one post for people to enjoy! ♡

please note that you do not have to be part of the network to send in recs !!

message the admins, @gyukult​​ or @masterninjacow​​​ if you have any questions!

deadline to get your recommendations in is on 10/21/21 by 11:59PM est!

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the vengeful retribution of flustering Mr. Flirty McFlirt himself

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Grey Spaces- Jimin

"Man, I have got to get a boyfriend."

You smiled tightly, nodding your head understandably to make your best friend feel better. She was single- so were you. But the difference is, you didn't really share her same rush to find someone to jump into a relationship with. Not when you had...

"Maybe you should get a pet," Jimin corrected, collapsing onto the couch next to her. "A boyfriend will only make you stressed out, at least a pet will offer emotional support."

You stifled a laugh under your breath, avoiding looking at him for more than a second. Instead, you currently found peeling the edge of your beer label off very entertaining. Jimin was what one could only be described as your sneaky link. Emphasis on the sneaky.

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all of you | masterlist

banner by the lovely @kithtaehyung​ 💕​

pairing ↠ ceo!jimin x reader

genre ↠ friends to lovers | arranged marriage AU (fluff, angst, smut)

18+ | series warnings ↠ drinking, swearing, explicit sexual content, an unwanted arranged marriage, pregnancy. (warnings will be more detailed for each part.)

summary ↠ Park Jimin is your definition of perfect. He’s talented, handsome, and dedicated to everything he does, making him the man of your dreams. But what happens when you both wake up one day and realise that’s all you had together…  a short dream?

word count 115k+

↠  prologue

part 1

part 3

part 5

part 6

↠ part 7

bonus drabbles: (coming soon!)

# 1 — the first time

# 2 — tobias returns

+ more to come

mini-playlist here!

taglist is open (for drabbles) — comment/dm/send an ask to be added :)

if you read and enjoy this series, please let me know!  send an ask / message / comment — it would mean so much to me! thank you <3

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Writer's Guide: Writing about Alcoholic Drinks and Cocktails

Or how to write believable bar and nightclub scenes. I often find myself helping friends with their WIPs and often it as a bartender, I find myself having to correct them on bar and mixology terminology. So here's my quick guide to keeping your lingo on the straight and narrow.

Terminology

  • DASH/SPLASH: a drop of a mixer such as juice or flavouring.
  • MIXER: non alcholic beveraged served with the measure of alcohol in the same glass.
  • NEAT: Plain, without any addition of ice or a mixture. Just the alcohol.
  • ON THE ROCKS: Served over Ice.
  • STRAIGHT UP: The cocktail is chilled with ice and strained into a glass with no ice
  • DIRTY – if somebody asks for a dirty martini, you add olive juice, the more juice the dirtier it is
  • DRY- A dry martini includes a drop of vermouth and an extra dry martini contains a drop of scotch swirled in the glass and drained before adding the gin
  • BACK – a ‘back’ is a drink that accompanies an alcholic beverage such as water or Coke, but isn't mixed.
  • GARNISH – something added to a drink such as a lime or lemon or orange.
  • TWIST - a twist is literally a twist of fruit skin in the drink.
  • BITTERS – a herbal alcoholic blend added to cocktails.
  • RIMMED - the glass is coated in salt or sugar to enhance the taste.
  • VIRGIN- non alcoholic
  • MOCKTAIL- a virgin cocktail
  • DOUBLE - Two measures of the same alcohol in the same glass. A bartender can only legally serve a double in the same glass. They cannot serve you a triple.

Equipment

  • COCKTAIL SHAKER - it is a metal cup that fits into a glass, used to shake the components of your drink together with ice to chill it.
  • STRAINER- used to seperate ice in the shaker from the liquid within as you pour it into the glass.
  • MEASURES- these are little metal cylinders meant to measure out the pours of the alcohol. You pour the alcohol from the bottle into the measure and then put it into the glass. It's imperative that the right measure goes into the glass or the drink will taste of shit.
  • BAR SPOON – a long spoon meant to mix the drink.
  • OPTIC- it is a mechanism that attaches a bottle to an automatic pourer. The bartender usually fits the glass under the spout and pushes up to release the amount which cuts off at the single measure.
  • SHOT GLASS- a shot glass is a small glass to contain one measure
  • PINT GLASS- a glass used for serving pints of lager or ale
  • HALF PINT GLASS - a tulip shaped glass half the measure of a pint glass
  • SPEEDWELL/TAPS/DRAFT: are the taps used to pour beer from kegs stored under the bar floor.
  • SLIM JIM/HIGH BALL GLASS- It is a tall straight holding 8 to 12 ounces and used for cocktails served on the rocks such as a Gin and Tonic.
  • ROCKS GLASS - or an old fashioned glass, it is short and round. These glasses are used for drinks such as Old Fashioneds or Sazerac
  • COUPE GLASS- Are broad round stemmed glasses used for cocktails that are chill and served without ice such as a Manhattan, Boulevardier or a Gimlet
  • MARTINI GLASS - a martini glass is that classic stemmed "v" shaped glass, used to serve drinks without mixers such as Martini and Cosmopolitans
  • MARGARITA GLASS - is a large, round bowl like glass with a broad and a tall stem used for Margaritas and Daiquiris
  • HURRICANE GLASS- a tall tulip-like shaped glass with a flared rim and short stem. It holds 20 ounces which means it is the perfect glass to serve iced cocktails in such as Pina Colada, Singapore Sling, Hurricane

Alcoholic Drinks

  • Vodka- Vodka is made from potatoes or fermented cereal grains. It has a strong taste and scent. It is usually consumed neat with a mixer such as Coke or Orange juice or cranberry juice or in cocktails like Martini, Bloody Mary and Cosmopolitan.
  • Whisky/Whiskey- Whiskey is a distilled alcoholic beverage, made from fermented grain mash such as barley, corn, rye, and wheat. It gets its flavour form being fermented in casks for long period of time. When serving a whiskey, one asks whether they want ice or a mixer. Everyone has their own preference. I prefer mine like myself, strong and Irish. Scotch is Scottish Brewed whisky.
  • Rum- Rum is made by fermenting and distilling sugarcane molasses/juice. It is aged in oak barrels. It has a sweet taste.
  • Beer: is made out of cereal grains and served chilled in bottles or pulled from taps/speedwells.
  • Ale: Ale in the middle ages referred to beer brewed without hops (a kind of flowering plant that gives beer its bitter taste). It is sweeter and would typically have a fruity aftertaste.
  • Stout- is a darker beer sometimes brewed from roasted malt, coming in a sweet version and dry version, the most famous stout being Guinness.
  • Poitín- (pronounced as pot-cheen) is made from cereals, grain, whey, sugar beet, molasses and potatoes. It is a Dangerous Drink (honestly i still don't know how I ended up in that field with a traffic cone and a Shetland pony) and technically illegal. Country folk in Ireland used to brew it in secrets in stills hidden on their land.
  • Vermouth: Is made from infused with roots, barks, flowers, seeds, herbs, spices, brandy but vermouth is classed aromatized wine. It comes sweet or dry
  • Gin- is made from juniper, coriander, citrus peel, cinnamon, almond or liquorice and grain alcohol. Gin has a strong scent and taste and is usually served in a martini or a tonic water.
  • Schnapps- refers to any strong, clear alcoholic beverage. It is considered one of the best types of spirits because of its pure and delicate aroma. Lesson: never drink peach schnapps.

Cocktails and Drinks

  • Irish Coffee: an Irish coffee is adding whiskey to coffee and sugar and topping it with cream. As a bartender, I would honestly rather cut my arm off than make one of these.
  • Baby Guinness: Is a shot made by pouting Tia Maria or Kaluah into a shot glass and spreading Baileys on the top so it looks like a small pint of Guinness.
  • Silver Bullet: a shot of mixed tequila and sambuca.
  • Long Island Iced Tea:  The Long Island contains vodka, gin, tequila, light rum, lemon juice, triple sec and cola. It has a real kick.
  • Mai Tai: is made with light and dark rum, lime juice, orange curacao, orgeat syrup and rock candy syrup and served with a mint garnish.
  • Manhattan: The Manhattan is made with rye whiskey, sweet vermouth and bitters.
  • Margarita: The margarita is made with tequila, cointreau and lime juice.
  • Mojito: a mojito is made with muddled mint, white rum, lime juice, simple syrup and soda.
  • Martini: a martini is made of gin, dry vermouth and garnished with a lemon twist or olives.
  • Mimosa: a mimosa is a made with sparkling wine and orange juice.
  • Mint Julep: Made with Kentucky bourbon, simple syrup, mint leaves and crushed ice
  • Pina Colada: is made with white rum, dark rum, pineapple juice and coconut cream
  • Screwdriver: Vodka and Orange juice
  • Tequila Sunrise: tequila, orange juice and grenadine
  • Tom Collins: made with spiked lemonade, sparkling water, lemon juice, simple syrup and gin
  • Whiskey Sour: is made with powdered sugar, seltzer, lemon juice and whiskey.
  • White Russian: made with vodka, coffee liqueur and cream.
  • Black Russian: made with two parts coffee liqueur and five parts vodka.
  • Gin and Tonic: gin served with tonic water
  • Bloody Mary: made with vodka and tomato juice mixed with lemon juice, hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, horseradish, fresh herbs, brown sugar and cracked black pepper.
  • Brandy Alexander: served straight up and made with brandy, cognac, creme de cacao and cream
  • Cosmopolitan: Made with citrus vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice and fresh lime juice
  • Daiquiri: made with rum, lime juice and sugar.
  • Gimlet: gin and lime juice

My Top 10 Bartending Rules and Responsibilities

  1. Overpouring is never an option. You can seriously hurt somebody by overpouring, not to mention spoil the drink and ruin your sales. You only serve people what they ask and never more.
  2. When somebody has had enough, you stop serving them. After a while, you know when to cut somebody off.
  3. Never leave bottles on the counter or in reach of customers. Your expensive spirits should never be in reach of anybody but you.
  4. If you tell somebody your selling them premium and top shelf alcohol, you cannot substitute with cheaper licqor. It's illegal.
  5. As a bartender, your eyes always have to be scanning a crowd. You can't leave people hanging.
  6. The golden rule - if you see somebody messing with someone's drink, you chuck it if you can or warn the person. And you get that son of a bitch out of your pub.
  7. 50% of the job is cleaning. You have to clean your tools constantly. You cannot reuse measures and spouts, you have to wash everything. Beer traps are clean out every night, rubber mats are washed and anything you have used has to be clean.
  8. You have to hand dry your glasses. You never polish a pint glass as it fucks up the pint. You polish your cocktail glasses, shot glasses and straight glasses.
  9. If someone seems down or on their own, you try make conversation. Often you'll hear some disturbing stuff but always try lend an ear or make everyone feel included.
  10. If you break a glass in the ice bucket, you got to get rid of the ice.
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we don't talk together | myg

pairing: min yoongi x oc

genre: angst, hurt/comfort, growth! exes that remain exes

words: 2, 842

summary: it's hard to say it's over

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better left unsaid - jjk

genre: angst, rebounds

pairings: jungkook x reader (ft. namjoon)

warnings: arguing, alcohol, profanity, break ups, light smut, use of drugs, jungkook is a fucking dick, jungkook has major attachment issues, toxic relationships, oc cries a lot, namjoon has a heart of gold, unrequited love

synopsis: you knew you shouldnt have given him that second chance, not the third or the fourth either. no matter how much you try he always slithers his way underneath your sheets, arms wrapped around you.

word count: 2.7k

note: uhh ive never written a y/n fic so bare with me, if u listen to the music you’ll be able to feel the story a lot more so yeah if u have time u should, not proof read

Light coming through the cracks of the blinds, making you squint your eyes when the daylight beams into your eyes, head resting on the kitchen island Looking up, you saw the clock ticking on the wall, 11:32 am.

You had stayed up till 5 am, waiting for him to come home, but seemingly, he never did. Reaching for your phone, you saw 4 missed calls from the one and only,

Jeon Jungkook, saved in your phone as “Koo <3″, Rows of messages too, all from the same contact.

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STOOOPPPPPPPP THEY’RE SO CUUUUUTE 😭😭😭
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AN UNOFFICIAL GUIDE FOR BABY TUMBLR ARMY

A list of blogs to start off with for a nice dashboard. There are many others too, feel free to drop them in comments💜

FANFICTION & FIC RECS
  1. @ggukkiereads (she's the queen of fic recs and is so hardworking :3)
  2. @ahundredtimesover (her AU-wise masterlists are the best)
  3. @kimnjss (undoubtedly the best SMAUs,with really fast updates)
  4. @xpeachesncream (great fics that are light for the heart and easy to process, good for newbie fic readers, fast updates)
FUN CONTENT, UPDATES & CONCERT LINKS
  1. @fluffyjoons (ARMY's concert angel and provides links to other content on request)
  2. @taechnological (the funniest blog on Tumblr, her comments on her reblogs will surely make you bust a lung)
  3. @mimibtsghost7 (one of the oldest players on Tumblr, she provides with every BTS content and is a sweetheart)
WALLPAPERS / LOCKSCREENS
  1. @nelatzdasblog
  2. @btslx13
  3. @myeditslocks
BTS OFFICIAL CONTENT
  1. @bangtan
  2. @bts-trans
  3. @bts-twts
BLOG DECOR
  1. me;) @neonchim / @yoobikook
  2. @taemaknae (she makes beautiful graphic edits, GIFs, headers, icons and much more)
  3. @vanteclub (amazing icons and she's really fast)
GIFS & GFX

There are many gif makers on tumblr. It's difficult to pick a few. You will find your favs as you spend time on tumblr. Check out open nets like-

  1. @btsgfx
  2. @purplearmynet
  3. @jungkooksource
  4. @mygsnet
  5. @dailybusans

ahhhhhhh omg?!?$! 😭 im— this is so sweet?! thank you sooo, sooo much for including me on this wonderful list you created!!! 🥺♥️ i’m truly, truly honored!!!

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park jimin fic rec list (Ⅰ)

here's a list of all my favourite jimin fics I hope you enjoy them I loved reading these fics and I always end up going back to re-read them, please show these lovely writers and their blogs lots of love and support 🥺🖤 some of the fics contain smut so no minors allowed, happy reading everyone 🖤🖤

s- smut a- angst f- fluff

Eternal Summer by @aiimaginesbts f s a (childhood friends to lovers au)

All of you by @writtenwhalien f s a (friends to lovers au arrange marriage au)

best of me by @writtenwhalien f s a (best friends to lovers au idiots to lovers au college au)

terrible liar by @writtenwhalien f a (friends to lovers au)

Flowers and tears by @7deadlysinsfics f s a (friends with benefits au)

Good for you by @7deadlysinsfics s (established relationship au)

dead leaves & wasted roses by @jamaisjoons s a (unrequited love college au) ft Seokjin

faded love by @jamaisjoons f s a (marriage au)

Good Boy by @btssmutgalore s (sub jimin)

Off the grid by @xpeachesncream f s a (post college au holiday au)

Earnestly yours by @gukyi f (enemies to lovers au high school au)

Into the wilderness by @gukyi f a (camp conselor au unrequited love au friends to lovers au)

temporary bliss by @jjkthclub s (fake dating au)

him after all by @mercurygguk f s a (strangers to lovers au infidelity)

Love her, leave her by @yeojaa f a (break up unrequited love)

castle on the hill by @bngtnblues s a (unrequited love au college au)

I need you by @hisunshiine s a (idol au)

Good Riddance by @full-of-jams s a (heirs au enemies to lovers au)

Star light, star bright by @readyplayerhobi f s a (single dad au)

call me baby by @hueseok f s a (friends to lovers au college au roommates au fake dating au)

lean on me by @floralseokjin a (unrequited love au)

Sunday Morning by @bangtsblossom s (boyfriend jimin)

Driver's license by @gyukult f a (brother's best friend au one sided love au)

Hello by @gyukult f s a (one sided love au exes to lovers au)

Alone by @yoonpobs a (unrequited love au)

Never yours by @yoonpobs a (infidelity au)

My lie for you by @army-author a (high school au best friends au)

just dance it off by @kookdiaries f s a (enemies to lovers au dancer au)

Morning rush by @bluewhale52 s (strangers to lovers au)

Stargazing by @btsjeonjazz f s a (boyfriend jimin)

Dreamy by @1kook s a (friends with benefits au)

kiss me more by @dulcetvk s a (best-friends boyfriend infidelity)

Parallel Palpitations by @joontier f s a (doctor au strangers to lovers au)

Oh, What A World by @cutechim f s a (fake marriage au)

Never falling by @yoonia s a (enemies to lovers au singer jimin assistant oc)

Bad behavior by @joonscypher s a (college au cheating au) ft. Boyfriend Namjoon

Failure to communicate by @stutterfly s (college au enemies to lovers au)

Blue Kamikaze by @gguksgalaxy s a (reader is in love with hobi but she meets jimin, hook up au) ft. Hoseok

Unspeakable by @pars-ley s (friends to lovers au college au)

touch of you by @mimikookie f s a (idol au friends with benefits au)

Inner needs by @avveh s (best friends au)

blowing dandelions by @httpjeon f s a (bad boy jimin enemies to lovers au childhood friends au)

Nursemaid by @noona-la-la-la s (jimin has a crush on the oc)

Chem miss by @kpopfanfictrash s (TA jimin graduate student reader)

While you're at it by @aureumjeon f s a (pool boy jimin)

a heart doesn’t break even by @xiaokoo f s a (enemies to lovers au friends with benefits au football player jimin cheerleader oc)

Headlights by @jeonsjiddies s (fuck boy jimin)

thank you kiki!!! 🥺♥️ off the grid is my little baby, and i’m truly grateful it’s included on this list with so many amazing authors and their fics!

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cold as ice | jjk

— pairing; jungkook x reader / ice hockey!au / enemies to lovers

— genre/rating; angst, fluff / 18+

— word count; 8.5k

— warnings; injury (knee injury), insults/name-calling, swearing, ‘lil makeout sesh, threats, mentions of fighting, idiots being idiots

— summary; although you and jungkook are teammates, you’re also sworn enemies, both on and off the ice. but when you’re seriously injured during one of your matches, jungkook realizes that maybe the emotion he feels for you isn’t hate– it’s love.

masterlist

a huge thank you to @yoongs-jeontae and @mikroparadise​ for beta reading this for me!!!! y’all are the best and ilysm<3

also, thank you to @bangtiddies, @parksfilter, @joonsrack and @writing-in-ivory​ for letting me include you in the story as buff hockey players & a sweet cheerleader :)

You hated Jeon Jungkook.

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asterismos | masterlist

— pairing/rating; jungkook x reader / 18+

— genre/au; enemies to lovers / fantasy / angst, fluff, eventual smut

— total word count; 28.1k/???

— summary; As far as you’re concerned, things like magic, prophecies, and fate are nothing more than fairytales. But when you accidentally bind your soul to a mysterious amulet you found at an antique shop, a group of seven warriors from a magical world inform you that you now hold the key to saving them all. The fate of the realm Elodia now rests in your hands, and you realize that you couldn’t have been more wrong.

— banner by @kimtaehyunq

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notes; there is no update schedule for this fic, but i update it as often as i can! please refrain from asking for updates 🤍 sending me feedback is a much better way of encouraging me to write the next chapter quicker!

update (04.28.21): this series is officially on a hiatus for the time being. i’ll come back to it eventually when i’m less busy, but there won’t be any new updates for a while :(

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