gandalf's big naturals

Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao

PENIS BLAST

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

New lotr movie but they just slap a go-pro on gollum

be soft

but be ready

@southfarthing as if you could leave this in the tags

For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.

Bernard Hill (Dec 17 1944-May 5 2024)

y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

Coming out of the "of Beleriand and its realms" chapter covered in blood

Tolkien’s subtle connections between LOTR and The Silmarillion are just glorious to discover. Like the reason Gollum hates sunlight and moonlight is the same reason the Nazgûl get scared off when Frodo calls out to Varda! Sauron, and thus his servants and his Ring that has completely corrupted Gollum’s soul, shares the absolute darkness of Melkor, who always hated and feared Varda because she is absolute light and thereby she created the Sun and Moon in defiance of that darkness… and she created them out of the last remaining light of the Two Trees which Melkor destroyed, so every time a piece of Melkor’s darkness comes into contact with the light of the Sun and Moon, it is reminded that Melkor did not destroy that light completely, that it lives on. Gollum can feel Varda’s creations forever clashing with what is indirectly Melkor’s creation.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS set design appreciation: ― Arwen's chamber

That's because this is Silmarillion

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

sketching Tyelko

i figured there wasn't a poll like this (or i just haven't seen it, oh well) sooo...

(there's a lot! please mention your faves if they aren't here)

btw an honorable mention goes to Nerdanel <3 (she's technically more of a sculptor but it's impossible not to include her in some way)

The road goes ever on and on…

…and Thorin Oakenshield will pass into legend.