“Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe in that click.” - Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo

Deans face 😂😅😭

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

My brain: we literally have 19 tabs open of the same daydream but flavored a bit differently. I’m pretty sure we have an appointment to be at. Or some work to focus on. Could you maybe devote a little cpu to—

Me: *opens new brain tab*

My brain: you’re the worst

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

Tumblr banning nsfw artists

It’s like they’re holding a gun to their own head. Oh no, our shitty app got deleted from an appstore! BETTER REMOVE HALF THE USERS TO APPEASE OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS

Tumblr users: Staff, could yall do something about the porn blogs?

Staff: yeah ok

Staff: *pulls tumblr from the app store*

Staff: *deletes every other blog*

I get it

Porn bots are a HUGE PROBLEM.

The last few days, I’ve had a maddening influx of them liking my posts. Just look at this (tried to censor)

But I’ve been blocking and reporting them one by one in an attempt to help Tumblr target the real issues.

This whole links thing? NOT the right way to handle it. That’s just punishing users. AGAIN.

#SaveTumblr2018

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I miss you.

I miss waking up to you beside me and hearing your sleepy voice.

I miss having you in the passenger seat when I’m driving and us singing our favourite songs together.

I miss you holding me in your arms.

I miss the smell of you that lingered on my clothes and my bedsheets.

I miss your kisses.

I miss our arguments about who loved the other more; I guess I win.

I miss the feeling of hugging you and feeling like everything was okay.

I miss playing with your hair.

I miss holding your hand.

I miss your laugh.

I miss waking up to a text from you in the mornings.

I miss the happiness you gave me.

I miss watching our favourite shows together.

I miss hearing you tell me that you love me every day.

I miss your arms.

I miss the feeling of being so in love that nothing else mattered.

Facts

I’m okay enough then I suddenly remember everything about you. Your laugh, your touch, your smile. God, I miss your smile. I don’t think I’ve ever loved someone’s smile so much. I have dreams about it. Just you smiling at me. Sometimes I wish I never woke up from those dreams. I would do anything to have you smile at me again.

Isabel Cabrera