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I ramble on #Apollo.txt.
Standard dni.
Not spoiler free, ever.
Everything is okay to reblog. If I didn’t want anyone interacting, I wouldn’t post it.
king-wilhelm reblogged
We should have a museum where every year, you can participate in the stabbing of Caesar, with 3d reconstruction or something. Like a reenactment but also as a threat to politicians. I think that’d be fun
You do know julius ceaser was really liked by the people right? The entire reason he was killed wasnt bc of his moral failings in gaul or whatnot, but because he had a lot of power the senate didnt like, with the peoples support
(He also had many public food campaigns using grain from egypt, which is why they didnt annex egypt yet)
I literally do not give a single fuck. This is a joke post
boop :3
I woke up to two boops and I feel like a silly orange cat :3
boop :3
Boop right back at ya ^_^
Dan having a whole breakdown when Phil said the jacket smelled like a man that wasn’t him was so funny. “What? Excuse me? Philip where have you been?” Sjsksjksk like relax danisnotonfire he’s all yours now please stop arguing and making moon eyes at each other for the sake of my sanity thx
Malte Gardinger is the only reason I manage to feel bad for August lmao. Get out of here with your big, confused heartbroken eyes and your 6’2 ass towering over everybody
Kristina is all like, I’ve been having a hard time so I’m just taking a mental health break and wille just goes, I totally get u mom I’m taking a mental health break too. Forever. Peace out, bye ✌️. Like he saw the only opening he’ll probably ever get and absolutely ran with it
king-wilhelm reblogged
"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
Mandatory mean girls gif on this fine Stab A Caesar day!
23&me except it’s a front for a millenia old, hidden society of assassins who’ve taken it upon themselves to continue Brutus’s legacy by getting rid of corrupt shithead politicians movie when.
We should have a museum where every year, you can participate in the stabbing of Caesar, with 3d reconstruction or something. Like a reenactment but also as a threat to politicians. I think that’d be fun
Gonna start leaving a bag of pocket knives on my doorstep like Halloween candy in the spirit of stabbing politicians 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
Taking almost 300mg of caffeine at midnight when I fully intend to sleep tonight is insane. It's almost 3am and my brain is clearer now than it usually is for a fucking exam -_-
Wilhelm is better than me because Idk about you, but if I was a sixteen year old and my own parents kept drilling into me to shut up and tolerate it and repress every awful thing I’ve ever felt because this is just how life is, kept berating me for being a constant disappointment to the family and how I needed to start taking life seriously and had a pretentious cousin who kept interfering with every aspect of my life and took away every thing I’ve loved, I’d be on the run for murder.
This is a joke because yes I did grow up parent’s exactly like that and yes you can’t help but internalize that disappointment and constantly feel inadequate and you can’t help but be completely overwhelmed by how out of control everything feels and sometimes, I can feel wilhelm’s anxiety crawl through my skin :)
For all his anxiety, wille is great at confronting and calling out people who ruined his fucking life. August in s2 and now his parents in s3. Like yes, fuck them up with no mercy
The royal court letting Wilhelm manage Simon’s media training/behaviour is so fucking funny like. This boy was introduced in s1 by being dragged away from a rave, who said fuck it and pulled rank in the most absurd ways in s2, who threatened the queen via speaker phone, who pulled a gun on his cousin, who impulsively changed his royal initiation speech midway and publicly came out to the entire country. That wilhelm? You want that wilhelm to tell his boyfriend to lay low? Ma’am pls 🤡