DWTS Britney Night
Yaaaas, Tyra!!! Work the Britney look!
Wait……where’s Derek?
Oh……so Derek can’t be there even though he’s negative…..🙄🙄
Alan and Amanda - Started off with an ill timed whip crack. Hmmmm……they look amazing but I felt it was slow. Probably because of the song tempo. Len….wow, you’re amazing but that’s boring 😂. I love when Bruno shows hip action.
8,8,8 = 24 Circus Peanuts
Dani and Iman - omg! How cute are Imans brothers? He’s doing really awesome! That drag spin thing was epic!!! Half the dance, but epic! He’s doing so much better than I’d have thought.
7,6,6 = 19 Pieces of an accurate score 🙄
Pasha and Christine- Awe!!! Sweetheart is crying! She wants it so bad. Be Stronger, Christine! He son is so cute! I love Paso! That was pretty beginner but very strong! Sharp and clean. That’s all we can ask.
7,7,7 = 21 Strong points.
Alan is cracking my ass up in the background tonight
Jenna and JoJo- Hearing JoJo talk about the realities of child stardom is sad. Those shoes are EVERYTHING!!! Yaaaaas lift. She was so much more controlled and calm this week. Great dance! Omg, her eyeliner!!! Rainbow on the lower lashes WHAT???
8,8,8 = 24 Baby One More Point!
Have they explain Len’s random ass box? Is that where the snake is?
Brandon and Kenya - The record scratch when he said he was born in 94 😂. Her smile is irking Savage. “you’re supposed to be fierce not smiling!” Pretty decent tango other than the smile. She did her best dance yet! Yellow is so very her color. She just molested Brandon and I’m cackling.
7,7,7 = 21 Womanizing points
Sharna and Brian - It never fails to crack me up that Sharna didn’t watch 90210. Ooooh, he’s so fierce! That was really good!!!! So much better than last week! Good on you, Brian! Also, I freakin hate the wet hair look .
7,6,6 = 19 world ending points…..they was robbed
Artem and Melora - Awe! Another crier week 3! Savage says she’s a whiner. She’s on it tonight. She seemed posy and unsure, but ultimately did well. Her hips were great! Awe, Kate!!! Love her!
8,7,8 = 23…..Crazy
Glebby and Sporty Spice - Glebby pep talking is precious. This opening is giving me Tommy vibes. Glebby got his suit from the same tailor as Brian’s son 😂. That……was a super solid tango!
7,7,8 = 22 was absolutely Toxic for that
Emma and Jimmie - Stop it! Jimmie’s daughter is so cute! I’ll tell you what’s outrageous…..that much pink. Ooof, that first lift scares me. Good Salsa though. Not my fave dance of his. Bwahaha! He’s a Britney super fan! I hate to tell him this, but his wife’s nose says that baby is comin now….
6,6,8 = 20 Outrageous…..
The whole first half of mine didn't record and I couldn't find your commentary and about had to cry. And then it reappeared. Katie saves the day!
