Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

*youth pastor voice*  karl marx isn’t the only guy who’s big on sharing. there’s someone else who thinks that wealth is immoral, and it’s the big guy himself kids.

Source smoothdunk on twitter

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

(via @dragonprincessmew )

I am obSESSed with maximus. because he's like a good guy and a bad guy all at once?

he's a victim he's a murderer he believes people in power should hold themselves accountable he's out for himself, but he's selfless, he's a cynic he's a believer he knows how to deal with cannibals he can survive the wasteland, he fundamentally doesn't seem to understand what sex is

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

And you too can be like this! Without even being a professor!

Lucy and Maximus in Amazon Original's Fallout The Trap 1x06

u can’t suck, u can’t fuck, and u don’t know karate

THIS POST ISNT ABOUT COBRA KAI!WHO THE FUCK IS COBRA KAI!!!!!! THIS POST IS ABOUT SUCKIN FUCKIN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!

Q+A from library visit where I read my comic about a skeleton that plays the fiddle

Kid: Is this fiction?

Me: Yeah

Kid: I kinda thought so

Me: Oh really? Why?

Kid: Because skeletons aren't real

Me: Skeletons are real. You have one!

Kid, jumping up out of his seat: Yeah but they don't move around!!

Me: Your skeleton's moving around right now!

Kid, yelling: THAT'S!! DIFFERENT!!!

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That feel when your fandom has to start a '#no dissection' tag on ao3

This tag isn't from this post, but it's in my screenshots from forever ago, and I couldn't resist adding it.

What I like about this is that dissection isn't part of the original Danny Phantom, but it is part of fandom's Danny Phantom. Someone who writes a fanfic with him being dissected is making a fanfic of the fandom's Phantom. This means that there is a second version, a version that is made up of the fanfics and is constantly evolving as new fan-content is created.

I find this fascinating/wonderful/beautiful.

What do you think they're referring to when they say "molecule by molecule"?

Can someone please pull up the screencap for me where danny nonchalantly goes "I hope my parents don't dissect me later"

like this is a kid show so it can't go that far but the implications are there

Thaaats the one vvvv

I can honestly say you are the best stranger that I’ve ever met.

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

Idk seems like a lot of people talk about it.