Pikmin painting I've been working on for the last couple weeks alongside my other art, I decided it was time to move on though so I'm calling it.

Cirno pixel art for Cirno day, happy 9/9!

pixel art of Roll from Mega Man

Quick painting I made today of a whiptongue bulborb. Big sniffa.

Pixel art I made of Fae from Fire Emblem 6.

I'm learning Blender. It's hair-ripping but also making me feel alive in the 'art' department again.

Day 3481 - 4 April 2023

A commission for Lyzerus! 

.//projectTiGER

Day 2767 - 13 February 2020

A commission for Yomi!

.//projectTiGER

dog and snog

My yearly dog and snog post

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

Bombs lamp oil rope you can have it only if you boogy with me

People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick

PHALLUS ELECTRUS

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fuck high and die sober

The young princess and future emperor of the Adrestian Empire from “Fire Emblem: Three Houses” is getting the figma treatment! Edelgard comes with two expressions, along with her Killer Axe and Aymr so you can pull off any number of poses from the game!

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

he ASCENDS