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Beau Is Gay And So Am I

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Gay as FUCK nerd without a social life. I also try and to fan art sometimes (open to suggestions)
| She/Her | Josephine / Jo / Jose |
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IMPORTANT HEADS UP FOR HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS!

There is a company called “Vector” that sends out “work opportunity” letters in the mail for graduating seniors. It’s a scam. They promise a nice $17 an hour for zero experience which should be a red flag. It’s a multi level marketing scheme that preys on kids trying to make money for college and it’s gross. If you get one of these letters in the mail, just toss it in the recycle. Some of you may have heard of this or have already received one of these in the mail, but I just wanted to post about it just in case!

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they did this shit to me too but they had no information about the company anywhere on the flyers and the website for applying was just a google form which should have been a red flag but basically they wait until you fill out the google form and then reveal that they are Vector Marketing. their scheme is they make you buy like $100+ worth of knives and tell you to sell them all to your family members in exchange for a cut of the profit. i ignored them once i found out but they started like sending flyers to my mom somehow

here’s a list of similar multilevel marketing scams! notable ones are itworks, amway, lularoe, herbalife, scentsy, younique, monat, beachbody, mary kay, and more. you might even see some of your peers advertising for them on facebook or instagram, but always remember to google the companies’ income disclosure statements. you’ll quickly find a solid 95% or so make no money from these schemes at all, and about 90% actually lose money. be careful y’all!

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!!!!!!!!! LESBIAN RIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi fish! If you’d like to support lesbian rights, could you please use the orange/pink lesbian flag? The one your currently sporting was created by a biphobic/transphobic lesbian. Thank you! 🧡💖❤️

For reference, the flag I’m referring to is this one:

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!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME! THAT REALLY SUCKS, AND I FIXED IT!!!!

LESBIAN RIGHTS, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He’s been DM’ing these guys for three years and multiple live shows now…

Griffin: [in a low, defeated voice] I didn’t expect it to go like that… [Audience laughing] Griffin: Alright, um– Travis: What did you expect to happen? Griffin: [voice cracking] You to CATCH A FUCKING FISH IN THE FISH MINIGAME! [Audience cheering] Griffin: Is that so - Am I out of my mind, is that an unreasonable expectation, to give them a fucking fishing minigame… Taako makes it - the lake float, Travis jumps in with a rapier like ‘Let’s get it done!’, and then Dad makes the fuckin’ shit teleport away! Clint: Welcome - [Audience laughing] Clint: Welcome to The Adventure Zone, Griffin [Audience cheering]
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Widomauk Twitch Streamer AU:

  • Molly plays all these goofy games (like I Am Bread or Goat Simulator)
  • He also likes retro games
  • He also brings Yasha on sometimes to play horror games
  • But he hands her the controller after five minutes in order to just talk to the chat because he gets too scared
  • Caleb is a soft-spoken achievement hunter who is renowned for 100% completing all the games he plays, usually on stupid hard difficulties
  • He’s always super calm and rarely gets scared or jumps
  • Just is a fucking calm ass beast of a player who isn’t phased by the hardest puzzles
  • He also plays a lot of indy developed games because he wants to highlight their amazing work
  • At some point Molly decides to do a livestream charity event (something like Extra Life) and wants to play (and complete) the newest horror game in 24 hours
  • Yasha isn’t going to be in town that weekend so through some mutual connections they recruit Caleb to join Molly
  • Secretly though Caleb watches Molly’s streams all the time and purposely streams when Molly isn’t so they don’t conflict schedules because he has the BIGGEST crush on him
  • Molly is the same way which is why Yasha suggested bringing Caleb on
  • The day of the stream they meet and go online to play the horror game
  • As usual Molly gives up within 10 minutes and Caleb starts playing, falling into his usual focus and quietness
  • As the stream goes on however they keep talking more and more and sorta forget they’re on the internet and begin flirting with each other
  • To the point that Caleb is missing achievements because he’s too busy getting flustered by Mollymauk
  • People start freaking out in the chat and donating more and spreading the word because the only thing better than watching people play video games to help sick kids
  • Is watching two people fall in love while playing video games to help sick kids
  • They surpass their goal with several hours to spare and they aren’t even halfway through the game
  • Eventually someone says they’ll match the current donation if Molly asks Caleb on a date and if Caleb says yes
  • Molly and Caleb are barely even playing the game at this point and are like “hey it’s for the kids so yes”
  • But secretly they’re like so freaking STOKED
  • And they raise a shit ton of money for charity and have plans for a date
  • The stream ends with Molly commenting that Caleb hasn’t finished the game and Caleb says that he can’t have his record tarnished so he’ll just have to come back and finish the game on Molly’s stream
  • The chat loses their fucking minds
  • They start streaming together more often after that
  • And they may or may not accidently kiss on camera because Molly once forgot to turn off the camera after one of their live-streams end
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I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

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“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

I had no idea he put this much thought into this wow

I wonder why we dont hear about this…

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Mr. T’s raw power vaporizing the guy in the last gif

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Hi, bbs.

I thought that I should take a rest from Critical Misadventures, bc guys, Crit-Mis is half done and I want to be sure of how the story is going to be drawn related to the script.

So, I did this first page of Critical Teens so you could taste a bit of this new candy.

Hope you enjoy it!

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not to be Controversial, but Keyleth and Vax are a Gryffindor power couple. less controversial, Vex and Percy are a Slytherin power couple

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I’m already super hyped for the day that Caleb manages to cast Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Mansion because I’m curious to see how he decorates each room. I’d love it if–with Caleb’s eye for detail–he makes each room with the person staying in it in mind.

I feel like Beau’s room would have at least one training-dummie–something she can hit when she’s frustrated as well as other training equipment. The room’s interior matches Beau’s favorite color-palette, it’s mostly greys and blues with clean lines and a hammock instead of a bed.

Jester’s room would overflow with pillows and blankets in multiple different colors, drawing utensils, an easel with various canvases and plate full of pastries that never gets empty. The curtains are pink, of course, and there’s a fluffy carpet that has tiny colorful donuts on it.

Fjord’s room is marine-inspired. Caleb is unsure about the design since Fjord suffered from a boat accident, but Fjord loves the small aquarium in one of the corners. He has a similar hammock to Beau’s and while there is a glass ceiling Caleb made sure that it depicts the nightsky and not an underwater view.

Nott’s room is the way Caleb knows she likes–it’s rather small with a low ceiling and dimmed light, big, soft pillows and small hiding places for all her shiny things. It’s like a cozy blanket-fort and even though the light is dimmed, the colors are friendly–pastel pinks, greens and sunny yellow.

Yasha’s room is mostly empty. Caleb feels embarrassed about it but he has no idea what she likes and he’s not even sure if she’ll come back to them. The ceiling is open much like Fjord’s, depicting a stormy sky. There is a place to put her sword on the wall and a big bed in one of the corners. When Yasha comes back she paints the walls–with Jester’s help–full of flowers. Otherwise she leaves it exactly as Caleb made it.

Caduceus’ room is made in the image of the graveyard Caleb found him in–minus the graves. There’s plants and flowers everywhere, so much that you can’t even see the walls and Caduceus makes a point of telling Caleb the name of every single plant that grows in his room. Caduceus may or may not eat some of them over the time, but they always grow back. In one of the corners is a small fireplace to make tea on.

Caleb’s own room is stacked with books, a small bed and a sleeping place for Frumpkin–which Frumpkin never uses because he is a cat. The others come in to leave their mark on his room over the time. Jester leaves pastries everwhere and throws pillows on Caleb’s bed with Nott’s help to make it more cozy. Yasha leaves a pressed four-leaf-clover on the nightstand. Fjord adds a few books to Caleb’s collection. Beau forces Caleb to put another hammock in his room so she can hang out there while he reads.

There is a kitchen and a big communal area as well as a small-scale bathhouse that smells faintly of lavender. Jester insists there be more pillows in the communal area so Caleb basically turns it into a huge blanket-fort after he cast the mansion for the first time.

There is a room between Beau’s and Yasha’s room and the door is always locked. Inside is a huge bed with purple covers, fairylights hanging from the ceiling and a big tapestry of The Platinum Dragon on the walls. It stays there in case an old friend decides to visit again.

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

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@ladyofrosefire also asked for Perc’ahlia for the domestic ship meme so here it is!

  • Who’s more dominant: Vex, absolutely Vex. My sweet boy Percy is a sub and you can fight me on it. 
  • Who’s the cuddler: Also Vex. She’s not like the clingiest cuddler, but she’ll snuggle up to Percy pretty often and he never complains.
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Percy is biggest spoon due to height alone. 
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Reading together, like the cute nerds they are. Going for walks through and around Whitestone. Vex likes to very indulgently watch Percy tinker.
  • Who uses all the hot water: Probably Vex, but also Percy likes the water hotter so he is a little guilty of it too. 
  • Most trivial thing they fight over:  Little things with money, especially when they’re running a household together. Percy usually lets her handle everything but sometimes he has Opinions. 
  • Who does most of the cleaning:  Vex, but they’re both pretty cluttered people. 
  • What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:  Percy pays for the things but has no time or inclination to do anything with them, leaving Vex to control all the content. 
  • Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Vex and Percy will argue about who is more charming and Vex always loses (which is to say she is the most charming and therefor has to deal with the problem).  
  • Who leaves their stuff around: Percy, which is all well and good until there are TODDLERS in the house. Jesus, Percy, childproof your castle.  
  • Who remembers to buy the milk:  Vex.
  • Who remembers anniversaries:   Both of them. They’re saps and they’re both very happy about that moment so yeah. 
  • Who cooks normally:  The Whitestone chefs. Vex WILL cook, if she has to. But if she doesn’t she is not going to. Percy isn’t touching that shit. 
  • How often do they fight: VERY rarely. They tend to think enough alike that even when there are misunderstandings or disagreements they can work around them. 
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other:  Most of the time they have enough going on with their lives to be pretty… okay. But the longer they’re apart the more irritable they both will get. Vex gets quieter and spends more time in the woods or with Trinket. Percy might throw himself even more obsessively into tinkering. There’s like an underlying unease that comes over Whitestone castle that isn’t even truly noticed until the other returns and it’s gone. 
  • Nicknames for each other:  Dear Darling Dearest you know the drill. Percy will also call her “The Lady” when talking about her to others. “The Lady is out doing-” “The Lady would like-” etc. etc. 
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner:  Percival. Always. 
  • Who steals the covers at night:  Vex! Poor girl moved from Fantasy Florida to Fantasy Alaska. 
  • What would they get each other for gifts: Arrows. Always arrows. He is married to her for 30+ years and he still makes her arrows. 
  • Who kissed who first: I mean, Vex kissed him many a time before it got explicitly romantic…
  • Who made the first move: … but it was Percy who was able to push it into the romantic zone.
  • Who remembers things:  Vex, if only because when Percy is in a project most things go over his head until it’s over. 
  • Who started the relationship: Again, technically Percy. Thank God.
  • Who cusses more:  Vex, by virtue of being played by Laura “shit fuck balls mother bitch” Bailey.
  • But also there was that post going around with Gaelic curses and one of them was like “May the Devil will make a ladder out of your spine” and like, that’s how Percy curses at people. 
  • What would they do if the other one was hurt: Panic Attack. Panic Attack reaaal bad. 
  • Who is the dirty talker: Vex, although once Percy gets over his initial flustered state he starts to give back as good as he gets.
  • A head canon: Because they eloped, Vex never had a wedding ring. She never really minds it, but on their one year anniversary Percy surprises her with a hand-crafted ring. 
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