Anonymous asked:
YOU HAVE A VAGINA?
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Bro balls collection part 1
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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Anonymous asked:
Do you like fire truck and moster truck?
Im Normal I Like Anything
The answer is well-done
show me your jaw muscles
so strong (─‿‿─)♡ one car tire steak coming right up sir
They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it
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>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH
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tf2 sketches
Which characters in breaking bad are lgbt?
TeeTee, FiFi, Tiffy, CeCe, Rodger, Bobert, Jeiler, Orphan, Taffy, Shirley, Marvey, Amey, Potash, PanPipe, Pastrie, Pansie, Limo, Zorro, Loopie, Corduroy, Laughie, Guthree, Barnaby, Dupree, Jewels, Juliess, HamBone, Honesty, SaSa, Chrissy, Mister, Meister, Zander, Fanny, Mannie, BoDanie, Sharen, Mattie, “Shucker”, “Shaker”, Wendall, Mundale, Nolin, Stolin, Archy, MaLarkie, Goodie, and walter
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Anonymous asked:
youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
