pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

Great brthday stream today! Features @radioboneair and @mordiocrow 💗

some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth

I'm drawing today for my birthday!! Maybe join me on the stream, watch some chill drawing and maybe tell me Happy Birthday? 🥹

"magic circle but the writer ran out of space" will never not be funny

save me massage gun

mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses

chemist unsettling normies compilation

TIL there are only around 120 anonymous Michelin restaurant inspectors in the world. They spend 3 out of every 4 weeks on the road, and must vacate a region for 10 years if they think a restaurant suspects their identity.

via reddit.com

Imagine thinking your spouse is a sexy secret agent for decades only to find out he’s a restaurant critic for fat tire boy magazine

Better yet imagine a real spy getting in trouble and mistaking a restaurant critic for a fellow agent. But the critic takes their job very seriously and won’t reveal themselves and so gets pulled into some kind of huge dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.

This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet

"what would dungeon meshi do in x horror setting" -> they would eat the things. boring

"what would dungeon meshi do in hansel and gretel" -> topic of infinite depth

#senshi wouldnt let them eat the witches hut because #'its not as good if you dont make it yourself. besides. you cant just eat sweets for a meal' #and then it would just be 3 pages of marcille seething next to the tiramisu brickwork as they boil acorns (via @freelanceplatypus)

who is he

Thinking about sweets

Two Vtubers Playtest Daggerheart!

Nova and I are playtesting Daggerheart as a duet in a homebrew not-quite-oneshot! If you missed it, the part 1 VOD is now on youtube, and we'll be streaming part 2 on our twitch at 8:30pm EST on Fri, April 12th!

Finished this animation on stream! Would anyone be interested in commissions that use this template? 🤔