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The Last of Us TV show really decided to pull the same fucking emotional stunts as the game and say "fuck you" to their audience because what the fuck kind of twisted joke is this Neil Druckman???? This wasn't in the game! Was this necessary??? RUDE!

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kaptainandy

the best part of pre-apocalypse being set in 2003 instead of 2013 is that every time there was an explosion my friends and i just kept saying, “it’s okay, joel just dropped his nokia it’s fine”

(the dad holster phone case is really the icing on the cake)

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When I say   “take as long as you need to reply!“   i mean it!  There’s never any pressure here to write when you aren’t feeling it. I’m not sitting at my computer judging you or thinking badly of you if you haven’t replied, yet. I understand irl stuff comes first. I understand people are dealing with a lot right now. I understand that life tends to sap energy and inspiration. It’s okay. 

So, if you’re writing with me, here’s a genuine reminder that you can always take your time. You can always drop things, and slide into my im’s to let me know you don’t have the energy/time/muse for things. I’ll never take it personally. I understand. You and your health and well-being come first, always.  This is a no pressure rp zone. 

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hello fellow non-supernatural-fan scrolling through the spn tags to see what the fuck is going on

Dude.  What in the spirit halloween old man wig is going on.  I watched the final episode and it was like watching a supernatural parody.  It deserved so much better.

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To all the protesters: please stay safe, wear a mask, leave, if possible, children and elders at home, know your rights and always stay on the reasonable side. ❤️❤️❤️

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Hello?  Anyone here?

I know it’s been a long time since I’ve been active but I’d love to try some new stuff if anyone is interested.

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* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

  • [text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it
  • [text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???
  • [text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.
  • [text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.
  • [text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me
  • [text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes
  • [text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10
  • [text:]  that’s a terrible idea.
  • [text:]  you’re a terrible idea.
  • [text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck
  • [text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg
  • [text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk
  • [text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention
  • [text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think
  • [text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.
  • [text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????
  • [text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me
  • [text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.
  • [text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?
  • [text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao
  • [text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment
  • [text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit
  • [text:] fuck you i do wtf i want
  • [text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up
  • [text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.
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