saying it louder for people in the back

plys guys stop biphobia 

Heck yeck

That's some quality dance party

Be on the lookout for this MAN!

yoda isn’t even a star wars character to me any more he’s just his own man

*sees yoda in a star wars film* yo shit they cast that guy who sang seagulls

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

Mando: *orders one black coffee*

Oh don’t mind me, I was just heading down to the Imperial dining hall for my midnight Cream of Wheat…

It’s N7 Day and It’s 2019. Where’s my fucking remastered Mass Effect Trilogy???? 

Y’all ever get those random ghost-shivers, where it isn’t even cold or anything, but all of a sudden it feels like you are full of static electricity and you shake uncontrollably?

The pictures might make it seem like a slow process, but this really happens very rapidly in just a few seconds

One just hit me

I once heard that this is your brain randomly zapping you with electrical signals to make sure you’re not dead. Not sure if that’s true.

My brain, seeing if I’m alive or dead: VIBE CHECK!!!

It’s almost 4.00AM and this is what my last five brain cells are doing

Just what I needed!! LOL!!