LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

Holy shit

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

I AM SCREECHING

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

may I? 

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING AHAHAHAHAHA

Whoever posted Yodito with the macaron is clearly a time traveler.

YOOOO 👀👀

The resemblance 👌

Dope

Ancestors

Immortals

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

That sounds like an actual nightmare.

Look into my eyes.

It WAS

Look how talented he is!!

His instagram is waspa_art

I love that he’s that good at 11. I can’t even imagine how his style will look in the future with even more years of practice on him

i always think its so wacky that picasso was drawing near lifelike portraits at age 15 and think “wow, thats so crazy. thats a once in a century kind of talent huh” and i never really thought i’d see that kind of kid in my lifetime. but this kid is past where picasso was and hes 4 years ahead of the curve no less.

im really interested to see where this kid goes. this is genuinely incredible. i was thinking about saying “this is so cool” or “this kid is a genius” or something but i feel like thatd be doing him a disservice. this kid is history in the making.

Everyone needs to blow this up

seattle police fired tens of canisters of tear gas indiscriminately into a crowd, they flanked us, they fired fucking flash bangs directly into the crowd, if you are downtown right now please get out they are not fucking around and they are going for everyone, they maced a fucking ten year old little girl

theyre bringing busses and cops are in riot gear ready for mass arrests and they will be shutting down the city

SEATTLE POLICE OFFICER WHO MACED A GIRL AGE ESTIMATED 7-10 YEARS OLD

JARED CAMPBELL BADGE 8740 OFFICE OF ACCOUNTABILITY (206)684-8797

HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE! 

hey white mutuals posting about unrelated topics- i see you. hold this bitch accountable for his actions.

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

I was really confused and first read this as “reblog if you need more nipples” then reread as “reblog if nazis need more nipples” then finally read it right.

No, they don’t deserve more fucking nipples.

Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it.

This is why I don’t share stuff with my parents. I’m terrifies they’re going to mess up something or destory it whether it be something artistic or a friendship or my relationship with my s/o

Sokka was sexist and the Kyoshi Warriors just beat him up and gave him some respect women juice then he chugged that shit for the rest of his life

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

the #1 argument I see against posts like this is always “but I earned my house, my job, my comfortable life!! it’s not fair to me if someone else gets that after doing nothing to deserve it!!” 

my response is usually: why do you think humans have to earn the right to stay alive 

Lush was selling these today!🦈

Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!🦈

or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

Sharks aren’t a problem. They never have been. People are.

if you swim where the sharks are, it’s on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you don’t gotta swim

To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, don’t go hunting them. Last I checked there’s no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. I’d say firework damage is usually from stupidity.

To @jeza-red so nobody can enjoy the beach now. The animal doesn’t got to eat innocent bystanders that are definitely not fish.

I’m gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.

They’re super important because they control prey animal populations, of prey animal populations get out of control it can heavily and possibly irreversibly damage flora, other fauna, and land. A keystone predator is literally irreplaceable

A “keystone predator” is nowhere near irreplaceable.

Do you know what keystone means??

First off, calling something a keystone predator is erroneous at best. Second, keystones can be replaced.

No

You literally just have no idea what you’re talking about.

https://eu.oceana.org/en/importance-sharks-0

http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/the-value-of-sharks/sharks-role-in-the-ocean/

@miasmicsiren If you’re too stupid to read adult content, there’s even a children’s book on the subject!

Cherrypicking sources from shark apologists won’t work for you either.

Ah yes. “Shark apologists”. Those who defend the problematic behavior of *checks notes* preserving species and protecting the ecosystem.

What’s with all these bitches who saw Jaws once and feel like every shark needs to die

What in the fuck is this bitch talking about “Keystone predators can be replaced” WHAT

I’m still stuck on “Shark Apologist”

Reblog if you’re a Shark Apologist

Shark apologist checking in. What the living fuck is this thread?

The more I think about this, the funnier it gets. Because of where I live, there is a somewhat decent chance that I will be killed by sharks….

I am exponentially more likely to contract and then die from fucking ancient shark fungus than a shark attack.

Please don’t fuck the ancient shark fungus

Hm. Yeah, I worded that poorly. I promise I will not fuck the ancient shark fungus.

Sharks are like humanity’s first and last line of defense against the horrors that god abandoned in the ocean.

We kind of need them.

Sharks are smooth beautiful creatures (or smooth and ugly as sin in the case of the goblin shark)

When even the objectivists are going “sharks are necessary” you know you fucked up.

“Shark Apologists“

Ooft.

Go and support your local shark initiatives and charities, people. They’re noble creatures. 

*Bites the poster who wants sharks to die out*

the, like, third post down on that person’s blog is about how “cisphobia” is real

reblog if ur a cisphobic shark apologist

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

Good to know that actors have always been like this when forgetting their lines. XD 

Happy Easter.

That time Jesus made friends with the Yakuza and they were convinced his dad was a powerful crimelord O.O

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Ur right and u should say it

Okay dark confession time when I was 13 I got a tumblr bc my mom finally let me have an email, and immediately I ended up in kin tumblr. It's like 2016 for reference. So anyways at the time kindating was still hugely a thing and not particularly thought of as weird as long as you stayed in the bubble of kin blogs. But I was 13 and technically not allowed to date, and frankly was kinning for notoriety in kinblr, until I got messaged abt possibly kindating. I ended up breaking it off w that person but they bought me a Nintendo eshop gift card(which to be fair is the height of romance to a starry eyed barely teen kin blogger on tumblr in 2016, aka me) so I started this get rich quick scheme for Nintendo eshop gift cards from kindating bc I didn't have a PayPal at the time. I'd match kins with people just to kindate them and get a gift card. I think I quit after 3 months and remade my blog. Anyways the eshop is long dead so I can't recreate this scheme even if I wanted to. I refer to this story as kinfishing

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

Wait if round means no nuts what about red

he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.

Blessed

I thought this was funnier than I should have

The Mulan one killed me

Last night I dreamed I was in an alternate reality of some sort, and the only way I could tell was because my sister wasn't married nor pregnant, and was dating someone else and not her husband.

"Who is that? Where is (Husband)?"

"We don't talk about him, this is your sister's boyfriend"

This made me stop, then laugh "Oh, this isn't Real then. This is a dream, guys. I'm just lucid dreaming. In Real life, sister is married to (husband) and is heavily pregnant"

I left. But I felt like The Boyfriend was angry, and that he might come for me.

I went to my house and went to feed my cats (another hint that made me realize it was indeed a dream), when I turned around and saw him shadow from the entrance door and through the hallway, disappearing behind a wall.

Backpedalling back in to the kitchen, I gasped, knowing it was him and that he was in the house. I turned around and bumped in to him, even tho by all accounts he shouldn't be there.

He said he didn't care about my sister, really, and he'd prefer my attention instead, taking my hand and bringing it to his face, but instead of kissing it, he opted to lick it. I pushed him away, angry, not even in my dreams would I do that to my sister.

He grew angrier, and at some point I kicked him.

Then, the part I can't stop thinking about happened

"I want to be Real. I'm tired of being here, where nothing is constant!" He hissed "Make. Me. Real. If you won't, I'll find a way to get out of here."

I drew him real quick so I don’t forget, because images and faces from dreams can sometimes start blurring out the more I’m awake.