AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

I’ve seen headcannons where Erik writes Christine little notes but what if it was the opposite? Erik avoids mirrors because he doesn’t want to see his face and Christine is trying to break this habit because he should learn to love himself. One day out of nowhere Christine starts telling him to look in the mirror everyday but he refuses. But one day, after Christine’s constant nagging he finally gives in, insisting it won’t change a thing. He pulls back the sheet coving his mirror and sees all these tiny notes from Christine all over the mirror complementing him and saying how much she loves him and he cries for nearly an hour when he finds it.

People be saying that Christine was stupid to go with Erik when he appeared in her mirror because of the whole stranger danger crap, but if Gerard Butler or Ramin Karimloo appeared in my mirror dressed in 19th century clothing I would follow then too tbh

That part in the point of no return when Christine and Erik interlock their hands

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favorite duos (of all time and kind): christine daaé & erik (the phantom), the phantom of the opera. ↳ “in sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came. that voice which calls to me and speaks my name. and do i dream again, for now i find the phantom of the opera is there, inside my mind.”

i AM crying and so are YOU

 “Rey breathed a sigh of relief. Kylo finally had decided to join her just like she anticipated. Together they could return to Luke and rebuild a New Jedi Order. They would never have to be alone again.”

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I was remembering this excerpt from The Last Jedi Illutstrated Book (if i’m not mistaken)…

Miraculous Parallels: S1E6 & S2E15

Doesn’t he look like Chat Noir?

I just want to clarify: that was a punch. Not a slap. Jane Foster, mortal scientists, fucking punches the God of Mischief.

@irontony-ask

I want a TDW AU where instead of slowly killing her and making her faint a bunch, the Aether formed a symbiotic bond with Jane and turned her into a fucking terrifying badass demon goddess.

I don’t think the reality stone was killing her. The reason why she was so fatigued was because the Aether was torn between connecting to her and seeking out Malekith. Should Jane come within close distance again, the reality stone would probably come back to her and defend her like it did before.

I don’t trust anything Odin said to her about it because he was very biased towards her and made lies and withheld information to cover up his mistakes.

Will someone please please write an AU where Jane is in the area when Thanos shows up, but he loses because once the Aether decides to defend Jane over Thanos then the other stones follow suit….and Jane becomes the master of all the stones?

I don’t know about all the stones, but I could go for a fic where a piece of the Aether remained with Jane and she learns to control and communicate with it.  

scooby had to be at the vet that day, so velma stepped in as shaggy’s panic attack support

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now