tumblr user @millionbillionare
strobe lights and loud music give the hoes sensory overload
LOUD MUSIC AND STROBE GIVING THE HOES SENSORY OVERLOAD THEN I MAKE EM SEN-SU-ALL-Y TAKE MY OVER-LOAD HEAR HER ECHOLALIA WHILE SHES STIMMIN ON MY CHODE FEMINIST ASS; I GIVE HER HEAD WHEN WE’RE ON THE ROAD
MISS THING THICK AS HELL CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE THEM WIDE SHE/THEY GOT THE PRONOUNS AND A BOTTLE OF BLUE DYE TELLING ME ABOUT HER SPECIAL INTEREST WHEN WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE ASK ME “IF I HYPERFIXATE ON YOUR COCK CAN YOU INFODUMP INSIDE?”
I LOVE A BITCH WITH AUTISM MAKE HER DO THE FLAPPY HANDS WHEN SHE’S TAKING ALL MY JIZZM MAKE A HOME IN THIS PUSSY NO FUCKING WITH TOURISM WHEN I TELL HER “BLOW ME OFF” I’M NOT USING EUPHEMISM SUCK THE DEMONS OUT MY DICK YOU KNOW I’M TALKING EXORCISM
WHEN MY GIRL GOES NONVERBAL SHE STILL USES THAT TONGUE SWALLOW ME WITH HER RITALIN SO SHE DOESN’T GET HIGH STRUNG WHEN I LET HER HIT THE PEN IT GETS HER COUGHING LIKE BLACK LUNG I LIKE THAT SHE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS AND SHE LOVES THAT I'M NOT HUNG
I BE IN VIP WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY DON'T MIND MY LITTLE DICK ‘CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A GOOD TIPPER YEAH MY PRINGLES CAN IS TRAVEL SIZED, I’M ROCKIN A FAT ONE THE LADIES LOVE MY PIGGLY WIGGLY, YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT SON WHEN IT COMES TO GIRTH AND LENGTH I’M WIDE WHERE MOST ARE LONG BUT THE PANTIES ARE STILL DROPPING WHEN THEY START PLAYING MY SONG
I LOVE THAT INFINITY SYMBOL CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HER TITTIES PETA WANTS ME DEAD THE WAY I’M SLAUGHTERING THESE KITTIES AND FUCK AUTISM PARENTS I'M AN AUTISM DADDY SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKIN BLINK WHEN SHE’S POPPING HER ADDY WITH NO VOLUME CONTROL, YEAH I KNOW MY BITCH IS BRATTY SO I PUT IT IN HER MOUTH WHEN I THINK SHE GETS TOO CHATTY
SHE HAS ASD SO I PUT MY ASS ON HER D AND IF HER THROAT IS SORE I PUT HONEY IN HER TEA
HER DYSFUNCTION IS EXECUTIVE BUT MY DYSFUNCTION’S NOT ERECTILE QUITE THE OPPOSITE: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EARLY FIRING MY PROJECTILE
MY CUM IS HER SAFETY FOOD THE GIRL IS EATING IT FOR BREAKFAST AND SAYS SHE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT TEXTURE BUT EVERY NIGHT I MAKE HER NECK HURT YEAH, SHE DOESN’T MIND IT WHEN I’M CRASS ESPECIALLY WHEN I SEXT HER
AUTISM SPEAKS WHILE WE MAKE THE BED SQUEAK, FLOORBOARDS CREAK FUCK A PUZZLE PIECE CAUSE THE ONLY THING I’M TRYING TO FIT IS MY DICK BETWEEN HER CHEEKS
ENDING ABLEISM HOES COMMITTING PLAGIARISM EVERY TIME, THE SAME THING ASKING “DID YOU PUT IT IN YET” (I DID)
THIS BITCH MELTDOWN LIKE CHERNOBYL CAN’T STAY THE NIGHT, GOTTA KEEP IT MOBILE CUNT ON EVERY CONTINENT, YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS GLOBAL CALL ME SLUT YOU’RE RIGHT, THESE INTENTIONS ARE NOT NOBLE
I GOT TARDED UP SHAWTIES ON MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT BUT THESE DISCALCULIAC BITCHES CAN’T TELL THEIR LEFT FROM THEIR RIGHT TELL HER WATCH THE TEETH BUT I DON’T MIND WHEN THEY BITE THEY LIKE ME CAUSE I’M SHORT AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HEIGHT
NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY PUT ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS
NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY KEEP ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS
NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS I LIKE IT IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS
NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS CAUSE NOBODY THROWS IT BACK LIKE A NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPER
Concept art for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Day 5: Song (Voices by Derivakat)
I finished this yesterday but didn't like the background so I cut it out
*click for better quality*
have you ever considered playing 5D chess?
These are the only games I have desktop shortcuts for right now baby
oh mein gott a viener dog!
Hey guys,
I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.
We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.
I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:
Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this.
Thank you ♥
boostin…. i….. i donated to somethin else today. im…… IF UR READIN THIS DONATE TO THIS. imsorryimabadallyimnarcissisticidontfeelenoughempathyforotherpeoplessufferingimevilimsorry
hey maybe don’t say stuff like that on someone’s post. just boost it and move on. it isn’t helpful to say how narcissistic and evil and unempathetic you are on a post about someone needing help. you just sound like an ass. next time something like this happens consider if what you’re saying (which was basically “ahh i can’t donate sorry i’m evil and awful and selfish!!!!) will do anything to help anyone.
Can we talk about this
What do you even want to say about it
i can say whatever i want. i dont even know you
Wayne Thiebaud
Wayne Thiebaud (born November 15, 1920) is an American painter widely known for his colorful works depicting commonplace objects—pies, lipsticks, paint cans, ice cream cones, pastries, and hot dogs—as well as for his landscapes and figure paintings. Thiebaud is associated with the Pop art movement because of his interest in objects of mass culture, although his early works, executed during the fifties and sixties, slightly predate the works of the classic pop artists. Thiebaud uses heavy pigment and exaggerated colors to depict his subjects, and the well-defined shadows characteristic of advertisements are almost always included in his work.
a rich inner life
they were supposed to be edits but I think they ended up looking like redraws instead
logged tf in
Found video on twitter
Jiro Sasumo “Winter glitter”
さすも次郎「冬のきらめき」
I proudly save every picture I see of a cool wizard casting a spell
as someone who has their own wizard picture collection. Would you like to share with the class
So just a few treasures include
And my personal favorite is of course:
Which I never risk being without so I do keep laminated copies in my (kinda nasty) phone case
And behind my license in my wallet, in case I ever need to smooth talk a cop out of a ticket