You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

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Moray Mech

Prime example of something that shouldn't be a crime because it's objectively hilarious

Tonite we let the creep 2 talk

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

Tuck him out 😈

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

Happy Mother’s Day!

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

former professional wrestler has me in absolute shambles

Anyone else watch wrestling with this filter on or just me?

The best thread incoming... Hilarious, fun memories wrestlers, trainers & more had with Chuck Taylor over the years, for those who are not on Twitter/X and can't see these!