Mouserz Wuz Here

One must always pay the cheese tax

biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

Every time I see this post I fly into an incandescent rage because it’s VERY ALMOST TRUE and it FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE and I HATE the way op explains it

A small bear

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

turns sound on

the sound:

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

Wait is this true?? We’ve just been actively lied to by anatomical diagrams this whole time?

this is true of pretty much all internal anatomy, because the real situation is sort of like if you stuffed a bunch of water balloons of different shapes, connected by tubes, into a bag, itd be really hard to tell whats going on! so you make things more orderly when you represent them, and the connections and lengths and stuff are correct. like the former image is what you get if you cut it out of someone's body and arrange it neatly (and also, if their system wasnt aberrant somehow, but most people's bodies are aberrant somehow. so what they show you is more of like an average of everyone's weird aberrations)

Reblog to change someone's perception

to luke obi wan is just this kooky old ben, a hermit who wanders around tatooine’s dunes lives in a cave and kinda smells but for leia that’s her space jedi uncle who saved her life and she’s penpals w

leia, who grew up hearing stories about general kenobi the war hero and was personally saved by him as a child: he was the greatest jedi of his generation

luke, who only knew crazy ben kenobi, desert cryptid:

"Looks like the apple doesn't fall far"

Big zoomies

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

me serving cuntlery

please guys this is the cleverest joke ive ever made