DND Quotes That Inspire Me to Keep Going
"MY UTERUS IS GONE?!?!" "It's okay, have some ranch."
"I'm gonna loot his magic anal beads-" "MAGIC SPELL BALLS."
"Yeah and his name was CAPTAIN KINKBEARD."
"I'm gonna turn short to talk to the dwarves. It makes them feel homey."
*looks straight into player's eyes* "I am gonna fuck you."
"My name is the Dread Pirate... Matthews."
"10 YEARS?!?! My grandma's probably dead now..."
"we brOIL IT"