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Cattywampus

@itsyaboi-fil

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im gonna need youtube to stop recommending me videos of mbb its too depressing 

Bc Hollywood is a never ending cycle of female child stars being encouraged to dress and act mature incredibly young to appeal to grown men, preyed upon and groomed by grown men in Hollywood, being in relationships with these men twice their age the second they turn 18, then Hollywood turning on them as adults for relying on sex appeal and ruining their careers, and here we are in 2019 where all the female child stars from the 90s are at that final stage and opening up about how gross their treatment as children was and we’re all like “yeah put an end to this!! #metoo!!!” And then Millie Bobby brown, a 15 year old, is dressed like this by her stylists for every public appearance and is being persued by grown men and everyone’s just like “aw it’s cute! Let her dress how she wants!” And it’s just never gonna get better or end we’re gonna treat girls like this forever. :)

it’s really disgusting and just gross that it’s so normalized and that no one bats an eye it seems

God I didnt even recognize her…

She’s literally styled to look like she’s in her twenties and it’s sick 😷

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Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

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dracophile

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

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aethersea

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT PROMPT

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So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

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fallintolife

superb, you funky little soprano

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