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no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

listening and learning

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

👏👏THE DIGI👏VOLUTION IS👆👆 UP AND 🏃🏃RUNNING!! 🏃🏃👏👏 👏DID 👏YA 👏SEE? 👀👀👀 DID👏 YA 👏HEAR? 👂👂👂DID YA KNOW IT WAS COMING?🎉🎉🎉 👬👭OUR 👬👫🌌DIGIDESTINY 🌠STARTS TODAAAYYYY🌄🌅🌇🌞🌞 LEMME 🙅🙅HEAR YOU 🙆🙆🙆 📣📣📣SAAAAAYYYYY📣📣📣 🔈🔉🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 💪💪💻💻💥DIGIMON💥💻💻💪💪

Hey. Why did this have to call me out so badly

I saw this and immeadately started to sing it on exact tempo, but I’m ok with it now since I got rid of my nerd shame

Once you fully embrace and accept that the digirap is unironic fun, any and all shame is held on pause

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO FUNNY???!

another year another wizard...

COME SOAR WITH ME✈️🛸🕊

fat fucking salad

i'm eating one

happy wizard wednesday i've been in the balloon

where thr hell am i

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Can’t get this on any other social media

the thing that gets me about 5e is how fucking stifling character creation is. no wonder people have a million homebrew classes, you make like three whole choices in the course of an entire character! when i first played it it felt like playing PF1 with one hand tied behind my back, and i have never been convinced it's anything else.