I am nothing but a shadow in the night .

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

Can snakes even drink coffee? No. Will that stop him? Also no.

I found out how snakes actually drink and I had to draw it.

So have a snake dunk.

the little guy

love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

“you're so quiet” bro i lost all my communication skills

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Forgive yourself every night before going to sleep.

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)