god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

u thought i was straight?

DYKE

it’s official 👏👏👏

No u

How to tell if someone is gay

1. skskskkssksks

2. djsjdajasjjdsjdsdfdjfjdsf

3. nfejfibsifjkcbshabfaswdkffebf

4. can’t sit in chairs

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing

today’s friday the 13th and if i don’t get violently murdered then what’s the point

(งツ)ว on my way to develop feelings for someone who will never reciprocate

Anyone remember that part in 2016 when clowns would chase and knife people in the streets and noone did anything about it

greek mythology dating sim

I’m having too much fun on twitter with this meme ;; <3

(This last one tho… nope)

Everyone who gets like really into Greek mythology either ends up worshipping the gods, studying classics, gay, or somehow all three at once

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

A little gay to make your day