@doribuki / doribuki.tumblr.com
Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch
I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.
^^^😊
need someone to look at me the way this man looks at his science experiment
Greatest science teacher ever = worst bartender ever
he’s playing he’s having fun!!!!!!
suckin and fuckin and isekai truckin
[runs someone i dont like over with my car and they wake up in an empty MMO that has not had any active players in years and was abandoned by the developers even longer before that. he is completely alone, monsters patrolling so vigilantly cannot perceive him, and would-be friendly NPCs stand silent and stiff, sinking into the floor as what scraps of code still function are slowly falling into oblivion]
[when the digital ground neath his feet unravels he too falls into the void, the only true ghost of this apocalypse, before being swallowed by the net and being re-incarnated as a pop up window on the screen of a random individual on earth who swiftly closes it before even registering it had a face]
yeah there we go
trying to find certain posts on my own blog when search is being useless means having to manually scroll through each page from ways back and seeing the Bizarre things i was saying during myyyy [checks date] "2nd most recent total mental breakdown and collapse of my psyche" era. at least some of it is pretty ok microfiction.
They’re back
bitch
honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format
my xkit makes it the old format so
it’s yiffmaster britney bitch
bitch
honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format
my xkit makes it the old format so
it’s yiffmaster britney bitch
bitch
honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format
my xkit makes it the old format so
it’s yiffmaster britney bitch
wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god
Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.
You're evil and you know it
good thing they're hidden from god and the devil
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
aerti foreverrrr
Arrested Development – 2.08: Queen For A Day
hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly
"kill them with kindness" wrong. mongoose in the desk drawer, inflatable octopus in the closet, boxing kangaroo attack, magic cowbell. egg.
my neck hurts AND I'm gay
pick a struggle babygirl
FINE. I'm just gay now
a loss for the neck hurts community
genuinely really flattered you'd say that
A mirror breaks
unblock me i had a prophetic vision involving you that concerns the fate of the universe
