my favourite evolutionary trend is very unrelated animals saying “shit, lets go get huge and lumpy in the ocean” on multiple occasions

American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

You forgot the pig fucking.

do you even UNDERSTAND how it fucking feels to seen one of your favorite dinosaurs depicted in such a high production one of a kind documentaries, done SO well AND see it become everyone else’s favorite dinosaur too????? IT FEELS GREAT

GO GIRL GIVE US EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

Omg I absolutely love her. She’s the definition of just a little creature

This is creepypasta for barn owls

tumblr tuesday: today, we celebrate every woman...

…whatever powers she may possess (@fionacreates):

…who feels things just as she should (@papaartistakabettyrose):

…whether she be the rescuer or the rescued (@vetyr):

…with hair that’s beautiful, everywhere (@stoffbergart):

…whatever journey she may be on (@jeniferprince):

…however many underestimate her (@refrigerator-art​):

…however she comes to be herself (@thetranspositivitycafe​):

…with or without a cape (@asknicorobean​):

…whether she be a goddess of the waning moon (@painted-maypole​):

…or a goddess of the waning year (@samticore​):

…who cares for her family, whatever shape that takes (@druidart​):

…who dreams (@strijkdesign​):

Have a good, safe International Women’s Day. You deserve it all.

hi! thanks for including my art. it’s of a man

“The Seaman Egg.”

[x]

Hi…he’s chirping.

Wonderful!

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

Bootyshorts but they say “licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0 international license” across the ass

Pro tip: you can use your horse to hide from guardians

They’re in looooove

me at macdonalds

cashier: hello sir wha t can i get for u today

me: yeah can i get uhh 4 piece buttermilk chicken tenders and uhhh large sprite

cashier: ok will that be all?

me:

*sees meat at the store* oh my god they made the magnus archives into a real thing

Reblog if you’re a traitor to your sisters 😔🤟

No church in the w i l d

JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do

oscar: i got it :)