Heyo! I'm Maddy and pretty new to the fandom that is Marvel. Once I got started, however, I fell deep.
I don't know how well I can write so I will only post things once in a blue moon. If you have any questions, feel free to ask! 😁
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Hate the 4 or so days after peeling a bandaid off where you have to wait for the stupid red mark to go away
That’s what you all said about pomegranates a few days ago. Tumblr doesn’t get to armchair diagnose me with two allergies in the same week, that isn’t fair.
Stop being maybe allergic to things then /j.
I’ve gone through my entire life with basically no allergies and I’m not about to start now
Given that the persistent red parts and dry skin are always in the ‘shape’ of the adhesive part that’s probably it
“Pomegranate allergy is seen in conjunction with allergies to other foods presenting as Latex Food Syndrome, which is caused by the body confusing the proteins it encounters in food to that of latex proteins to which it is already sensitised.”
“There are 3 allergens thought to cause allergic reactions in pomegranates, these are called Pun g 1, Pun g 7 and Pun g 14. Pun g 14 is a chitinase protein. This is a plant derived enzyme made by plants naturally to act as a defence against fungal attacks. Chitinase is a protein associated with an allergy to latex.”
You’re saying it’s possible that my body throws hissy fits over delicious fruit and medical treatment because it’s freaking out over an antifungal protein?
WAIT. MAIZE IS ON THIS LIST.
IS SWEETCORN NOT SUPPOSED TO SOFTEN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH UP AND HURT LIKE HELL FOR HOURS?? IS THAT AN ALLERGY THING??
May I offer moral support?
I spent my entire life thinking tomatoes were spicy. Turns out, they’re not. I was 36 when I learned that I’m allergic to some kind of pollen that also triggers on raw tomatoes. :S
At least you get an entirely different depth of flavour from the average burger! XD
If Lynati is right I might have one single allergy that wants to fuck my life up in multiple distinct ways.
The irony here is that I only mentioned bandaids because I was using them to secure samples to my skin for a pomegranate test last week.
justlookatthewheat
I’m glad the horrible realisation of why I am hurt by everything I love is productive for you buddy
I wore the band aid for a few hours., The marks remain 4 days to a week after taking it off.
Having turned your suffering into entertainment on the altar of meaning, you taught us all that absolutely no food tastes like batteries by default. This knowledge shall serve many and thus brings you great honor.
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tonyandpeter-deactivated2021081
Tony announces to the Avengers that he’s dating Peter, during his birthday party.
+ their reactions
Happy Birthday Tony Stark (May 29th, 1970) 🥳🎂
Yes hello this is gorgeous!! And the button!! 😭😭
#so hot#the button#the flick#talented fingers i see#Peter knows he's getting some 😏#the DRAMA#and tony looked RIGHT at Clint#haha jealous much?#starker#Peter's such a twink#does anyone else see how Thor's eyes look disappointed at the end though??#uggghhh daddies#wait for Peter's birthday 😏😏#okay I'm done
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Masterlist
A (probably incomplete) list of my current works. While Peter is 18+ in all of these fics, other warnings vary. Please check the tags of a fic before proceeding. I also have a ko-fi where you can help a young stay at home mom (that’s me) feed her precious angel baby (that’s my daughter) by donating spare change.
Future Reference 🥰
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Some nights I stay up (reading Ao3 fic)
Inspired by the amazing Hallelujah video, I have created… this.
AO3 is beautiful 😂😂
Reality Turned Starker
Okay okay, so like, I absolutely love Starker but have any of you looked at firefighters lately?? I had an electrical fire smell so they came and, very serious, of course, but dayum. They couldn't find anything but if I stop posting at least I lived a happy life after seeing some fine looking men!! 😂😁😅
Hold up. Brain idea. College Peter Parker living across from the fire station and seeing that they're always bored so he calls them often for an electrical smell 😏
💕 Not all of the firefighters go to his apartment so he doesn't feel guilty for calling them to see this super hot figherfighter.
💕 One time he just so happens to smell it right after showering and... Whoops I guess his towel fell! (On a separate note I was wearing a see through shirt... I didn't even know!!)
💕 This cute firefighter with the last name of Stark looks away immediately and continues to search the house.
💕 After further investigation, Peter sees a ring on the man's finger.
💕 Embarrassed, he ushers them out and says that it is nothing. He doesn't call them again for a month.
💕 'Stark' comes to his house after this pining time with his partner 'Barnes'. He introduces himself as Tony and his partner as Bucky.
💕 Apparently after talking for an hour, Tony is the widow of a self-sacrificing idiot. Peter so happens to remind him of said idiot.
💕 Peter visits the fire station every week between college classes and grows closer with Tony and his team.
💕 One day, Peter sees him without his ring. That night, Tony proposes to him in the break room of the firehouse with everyone near.
💕 After their happily ever after, Peter wants some spice and asks for a third party...
💕 And, well, Bucky is just too happy to comply.
What on earth did I just do?? Hahaha I like my brain idea 😂🤷♀️