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HAPPY NEW YEAR !! ♡♡♡
Happy new year to everyone ♡♡♡!!! I hope you all stay healthy and safe this year and I hope 2022 treats everyone of of y'all nicely!! (It better 😤😤😤)
I'm so thankful to everyone who supported me this year through my writing and interactions. I never knew I'd be able to gain so many friends and readers here! aaaa I love you all so much and I'm so thankful 😭💞
A special thanks and wishes to all my anons and mutuals. Thank you all for making my year so unforgettable and enjoyable!
Thank you too some special moots who made my day this year @liliansun @softforqiankun @heesplanet @wonjaems @shoftiiel @wonvelvet @jungwoniics @yougeans @k-1ho @hoonstrology @berriniki @vivislvt @hoonbokki 💞💞💞🔫
I hope I can interact with all of you and more of my mutuals this year! Stay warm and healthy (!!)
just rereading the profiles and I just realised sunoos got the best of both worlds🤌
-🧃
as he should!!
just realized this is a hannah montana reference
i feel bad for all the people that are following me because i haven’t posted a fic in weeks maybe a month🧍
writers block is Fucked
deuce sunghoon got me down bad like y/n girl he was wearing sweatpants and throwing himself at you and you were in his house you had your chance and you missed it
the feminism and equality leaving my afab non-binary body to become sunghoon's housewife
IM SHITTING TEARS COS RIGHT?? LIKE HELLO THE DUDE IS WEARING HIS MOST COMFORTABLE CLOTHING AND Y/N DOES NOT BAT AN EYELASH IM?? i would have passed out the moment I walked into his bedroom to help him out with his design plates 💀
maybe men (read: sunghoon) do deserve rights!!
sunghoon babe do you want a sandwich while i'm at it how about i cook your favorite meal and tell you how much i love you. maybe run my hands through your hair and kiss your forehead? fancy wine? picnic date? ANYTHING???? DEUCE!SUNGHOON?? TWITTER USER AT ALPHADILF??? PLEASE???
DEUCE!SUNGHOON PLEASE ID DO ANYTHING PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME 🗣‼️
stay back🤺🤺 he's mine already🤺🤺🤺
We will battle it out gladiator style for deuce!Hoon’s hand in marriage ig 👉🏼🤪👈🏼
may the biggest simp win
i just want to know who pissed in the raiden shogun’s cheerios
can i have a friend that has a yn moment so i can reply to the priv using my main and use [redacted] to censor out their crush
Hii can i request a absolutely disgusting amount of fluff? Basically a makeout sesh with Jungwon and cuddles afterwards. :’)
yeye but it might take a while because i’m a little swamped with work lolol
me speaking like i’m at an art gallery: mm yes how tasteful
my mental health cripples everyday because of some fucking men ITS JUST HAIR WHY AM I LOSING MY MIND
to the person who said that these are going to be the hair colors they’re gonna be in when they perform in mama i hope both sides of your pillow are warm
this sounds like i don’t like the hair colors— on the contrary, i like them so much that upon seeing them my brain malfunctions and suddenly i see all the cosmos surrounding me /g
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
IM FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS WHAT THE ACTUALY FUCK LORD FUCK OMG ANKEOENZOSENKSIEBSKKSKSJEJNE
🍑 enhypen when they take you on a date during the 90’s !!
genre: headcanon, fluff, soft
pairing: ot7 enhypen x gn! reader
a/n: i felt like posting something today so here it is !! likes and reblogs would be appreciated <33 enjoy ~
🍑 HEESEUNG - PHONE DATE
- this boy is so shy but the cutest 💔
- you have been crushing on each other for a while now
- it’s one of those crushes when EVERYONE knows you like each other but you’re both too shy to admit it ugh
- so heeseung subtly makes a move
- “y/n could i uhh .. maybe have your number?” 💔
- ofc you give it to him !!
- when you get home that evening your corded telephone start’s to ring
- you pick it up and you can practically hear heeseung’s heart beating out of his chest, he’s THAT nervous
- “ … is this y-y/n?”
- you guys start having a conversation
- it starts off a little awkward
- kinda silent for a bit
- but you hit it off after a while and end up staying on the phone with him for hours !!
- he’s so interesting too like this boy can dance and sing and he tells you all about it
- your laughs make his heart skip beats <//3
- the call comes to an end because his mother picks up the phone from downstairs and starts talking and tells him to come downstairs for dinner 😭
- he’s embarrassed to say the least but you find it funny so he’s happy that you’re happy :((
- before he goes he asks you something
- “could i um .. maybe take you out on a date on saturday??”
- you say yes of course <33
🍑 JAY - CAR DATE
- jay is the definition of popular bad boy
- denim jacket, fingerless gloves, black doc martins etc
- so when he asks you on a date you’re stunned
- literally have to ask him if he’s being serious because you can’t believe THE park jongseong just asked you out on a date
- he’s so charming too
- “i’ll pick you up at 8, sweetheart” <33
- you get ready as soon as you get home
- 8 roles around he pulls up to your house in his honda accord !!
- you get in and the car smells like mint
- jay has a leather jacket on and lord he looks good
- you drive around the city with no roof on the car and the night sky in your view !!
- he speaks to you and you could melt in his calm honey voice
- he’s so interested in you too
- you tell him about all your interests and hobbies
- “that’s so cool, y/n. i bet you’re amazing at it,”
- he parks on a cliff side and you guys talk for hours
- he pulls out a polaroid and you guys take cute little photos of each other <//3
- he let’s you keep a few
- takes you back to your house at 12am and kisses you on the cheek *blushes*
- “i had a really nice time tonight, y/n. would you like to meet again?”
🍑 JAKE - MOVIES DATE
- you and jake have been going on a few dates for about a month
- you guys REALLY like each other
- there’s a new movie being released called scream?? or something??
- it’s kinda scary eek
- jake takes this as the PERFECT opportunity to take you out on another date !!
- you get to the movies and jake is already there
- he’s got your ticket and popcorn in his hand already 💔
- “jake you really didn’t have to!”
- “i wanted to though,”
- he refuses to let you pay him back for your ticket and popcorn ugh such a gentleman
- you get to your screen and jake holds your hand straight away
- the movie starts and you’re already scared but jake comforts you :((
- “don’t be scared it’s okay,”
- he does that little thumb rubbing thing on the back of your hand thing 💔
- no one else is near you two
- so .. jake kisses you on the cheek
- and you kiss him back
- and he kisses you again
- you guys turn into that couple making out in the corner of the movies HAHA
- the movie finishes and you guys don’t even notice 💀
🍑 SUNGHOON - ROLLERSKATING DATE
- there’s this sudden rise in popularity of people going to rollerskating rinks for fun with their friends
- so your boyfriend sunghoon takes you to one for a cute little date <33
- the boy’s a professional ice skater so he’s basically a pro at rollerskating already
- you’re lowkey scared because you’ve never gone rollerskating before
- you’re holding onto the sides but sunghoon takes your hand and guides you onto the main floor :((
- “just trust me i’ve got you i promise” :((
- his voice is so reassuring
- after a while you start to get the hang of it !!
- “look at you y/n!!”
- he’s got the biggest smile on his face when watching you skate
- he’s so proud of you :((
- <3 the little things <3
- you don’t even need to hold his hand anymore you’re a pro at this too now😎
- the disco ball and music makes the experience so magical :((
- sunghoon tries to speed ahead in front of you to show off how good he is 🙄
- BUT HE FALLS OVER 💀
- you help him up because you’re such a good partner <33
- only after laughing so hard your stomach hurts 💀
- the session ends and you still bring up sunghoon falling over
- super embarrassed >:(( but he loves you so he let’s it slide <3 🙄
🍑 SUNOO - ARCADE DATE
- you and sunoo have been friends since childhood
- but what you don’t know is that sunoo has a fat crush on you :((
- hides it really well though??
- until he can’t stand it anymore and asks you to go to the arcade with him !!
- “this sounds like a date sunoo?”
- you kinda want him to say yes because you like him too 💔
- “y/n it’s not i promise!!”
- it is.
- you go to the arcade after school on a friday and you have so much fun together :((
- spend basically all of your money together 💀
- sunoo wins you a prize on one of those little claw machines
- you hug him so hard and he gets so nervous 💔💔
- you’re kinda nervous too ahaha!!
- after you hug you kinda just pull back and stare at each other in the eyes
- you’re both waiting for something
- “i like you,”
- where did all this confidence come from??
- sunoo’s in disbelief, did you really just confess to him
- “i like you too,”
- you both start laughing and hold hands when you walk each other home :((
🍑 JUNGWON - DINER DATE
- there’s a new diner in town!!
- jungwon takes this as a PERFECT opportunity to ask you out on a date!!
- but he fails MISERABLY
- “hey y/n i think you’re smart and funny and pretty and cool would you like to go on a date with me to the new diner?” 😎
- he’s leaning on a desk behind him but somehow it falls and he collides with the floor 😭
- you laugh and jungwon wants the floor to open up and swallow him Whole.
- you say yes though because you think he’s lowkey cute :((
- you get there and jungwon is a mess
- he’s just so nervous because he likes you so much :((
- drops his fork onto the floor and the waitor has to get a new one
- and then drops the *paper* menu into a puddle of water (that he spilled)
- he blames the puddle
- you think his clumsiness is adorable though
- you order your meals and you get to know each other <33
- the date is actually going really well and jungwon hasn’t messed anything else up yet 😎
- you share an ice cream sundae together :((
- jungwon pays for you!!
- when you walk out jungwon wants to hold your hand
- you kinda do that thing when the back of your hands keep touching every now and again 💔
- you take the lead and hold his hand and you kiss him on the cheek too to end your night together !!
🍑 RIKI - GROUP HANG OUT DATE
- you and riki are in the same friendship group and it’s just painfully obvious that you guys are crushing HARD on each other
- so the rest of your friends decide to have a group hang out at the mall
- only to make sure that you and riki end up confessing together
- wingmen!! 😼👍
- you’re all in a shop picking out clothes
- “riki you should help y/n pick something!!”
- he walks over to you and guys discuss what you like and what you don’t like
- laughing at the ugly mom dresses ew lol
- “who would even wear that?”
- you finally pick an outfit and you try it on in the dressing room
- ngl you’re feeling yourself
- you come out posing for all your friends 🕺
- they’re all hyping you up!!
- but riki’s just sat there in silence because he thinks you look absolutely beautiful :((
- you’re about to purchase your items and riki gives you his card :((
- “i just thought you looked stunning so i want to pay for you,”
- you don’t even notice that your friends have all left to give you two a chance at being alone together !!
- so you walk around the mall together holding hands and smiling :(
- when it’s time for you to go home riki kisses you on the lips :((
- “make sure to show me your new clothes that i bought for you tomorrow!!”
🍑 TAGLIST !!: @glowitss @faatnaa @s-sanos @cb97curls @luv3iza
a night to remember— lee heeseung
includes: summer fling, fluff, mentions of murder and drunk driving(very minor), gn! reader
wc: 1.2k
the sun feels hot on your skin. you never really liked the summer, the weather always too hot to the point every breath is borderline suffocating you and making you want to take a ice bath to fight off the heat, and your little dinky hand fan isn’t helping you either.
you don’t even know why you’re outside, a bottle of sunscreen beside you along with the remains of the ice pop you finished earlier, looking at the dry sky while sitting on a park bench. maybe you were waiting for something, waiting for someone.
you huffed a sigh. it’s wishful thinking, but you hoped that the boy from last summer would somehow find his way back to you and take you on another adventure.
you remember it clearly, on a night in the middle of july, you were sitting on this exact park bench with your face sticky from tears and heart freshly broken by your ex-boyfriend. you wanted to cool off, let the night wind brush against your face as you let the tears dry on your face instead of wiping them away.
“you look like you’ve had better days.”
a boy you’ve never met before stands before you, his hands shoved in his thin hoodie and looking at you with these big doe eyes that somehow had some light in them despite it being 4am. that street lamp did wonders on this guy’s face somehow, and frankly, it was unfair how pretty he was. you didn’t speak, didn’t have the energy and your brain registered quietly that this dude was indeed a stranger so it’s best to not give him attention.
“wanna go somewhere?”
you looked up at him, wondering if this is the part where you pack your ass and get on the road. who asks strangers if they want to go somewhere at 4am? this guy was so shady that it hurts. the guy must’ve realized how suspicious he sounded, because he quickly yanked his hands from his hoodie and raised them up, his hand jingling around a car key.
“i’m not going to kill or kidnap you, i swear.”
you scoffed.
“that’s what they all say.” you mumble. it’s way too late to be talking in anything above a whisper and your throat was closed up from all the crying so it sounded a lot more hoarse. the guy shook his head.
“i’m being serious, let’s go somewhere! you don’t seem like you’re not having the best night so let me change that for you.”
your head thinks he’s going to change it because he’s going to make it your Last night ever, but a small voice tells you that you have nothing to lose, the little shit of a devil saying that wouldn’t it be nice to hang out with this super hot guy rather than mope over your ex-boyfriend? you eye him up and down before standing up, shoving your hands in your jacket pockets.
“name?”
the guy smiled, and you almost didn’t catch his name because you just thought his smile was beautiful.
“lee heeseung, yours?”
“y/n.”
heeseung had taken you to this hill, far out into the countryside. it was nerve wracking, every bone in your body trying to convince yourself that you’re safe and that heeseung isn’t taking you to a secluded place to hide your body, but you could see why he took you there when he pulled up on the hill and you took a good look out the window.
the stars were beautiful that night, the two of you free from light pollution. you didn’t waste time to tumble out of the car to look at them without the glass in between you and the sky. you recall heeseung chuckling softly behind you as you slam the car door open, but you pay him no mind to look at the sky.
“aren’t they beautiful?”
you startle and tear your eyes away from the sky to look beside you, where heeseung also was looking at the sky. you look away again, tracing patterns into the sky like you’re playing connect the dots with the stars, making your own constellations.
“how do you even know this place?”
it’s so far out from the city that it’s hard to believe this guy just somehow knew about this place. heeseung shrugged.
“was drunk one night and really wanted to see the stars.”
“isn’t that a little unsafe? drinking and then driving?”
heeseung once again shrugged.
“i was only a little buzzed, not too hammered. i sobered up the moment i found this place though.”
you can’t help but laugh, the idea of a man having a couple of beers and suddenly wanting to look at the stars is a little unbelievable to the point it’s humorous.
“are you feeling any better?”
you pause in your giggling, realizing that you forgot all about why you were sad to begin with. right, your ex-boyfriend. you look over at heeseung, the man already smiling at you with a boyish grin, and can’t help but blush in embarrassment that you just let this stranger comfort you and take you to some mystery place without much thought.
“do you do this to just anyone? promise them a night to remember and whisk them away to see some stars?” you asked instead, prodding heeseung in the shoulder with an amount of comfortability you shouldn’t have with someone you’ve just met. heeseung hums before winking.
“only to people i find pretty.”
you pretended to gag, but you laughed.
“what a smooth talker you are.”
heeseung laughed, and you smiled.
“but yes, this made me feel better.”
heeseung’s eyes softened and he looked back up at the stars, the stars reflecting on his pretty doe eyes.
“that’s good.”
he took you back to the park, no numbers exchanged, no more words other than a goodbye and some shy smiles. you went home and fell asleep immediately after hitting the bed, the exhaustion finally hitting you. you woke up that morning with perfect recollection of what happened and felt both stupid and giddy.
you totally could’ve died right then and there but instead you were transported into what felt like a film. you went to that park every day, and sometimes late at night in hope heeseung would come back, but never ran into him again. summer passed and school started, days went by and heeseung became nothing more than a distant memory.
you say that but here you are, sitting in the scorching sun hoping someone with those particular doe eyes would come and ask you to come and go somewhere with him. you stare up into the sky, much like you did that night, and hoped that somewhere in the world, the stars would align and bring heeseung back to you with another crazy spontaneous adventure you would blindly agree to.
you sigh and bring your arm up to cover your eyes, the sun too bright for you to look any longer. you feel the bench creek as someone sits down and you scootch over to make more room for them. they laugh, and you feel your heart seize. that laugh is all too familiar.
“funny seeing you here again.”