whys his whole shit out for everybody to see😕

finally some fucking decency

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

I’ll live in a cozy home filled with beautiful things and sunlight and I’ll lay on the floor for many hours

Allergies

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crunch munch

Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.

#comics #dailycomics #comicstrips #skulls #birds

I really liked how this sticker turned out, so I'm posting it separately 🐍🕊️

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

A lot of criticism I see of lo is that it doesn't follow the "canon" of the myths, and it's just like, there is no canon?? These are oral stories that were passed on for ages. There are so many different versions depending on the region, and who wrote them down eventually. They're literally just reflections of the values and problems etc of the cultures they came from. The gods had the same problems that they as humans had. So, having them be changed for a modern adaptation actually makes a lot of sense. Apollo being a frat dude fuckboy with no grasp on consent. Demeter and Persephone's complicated relationship. The whole virginal goddesses club thing. I think these are interesting changes.

I think there are definitely things about lo that can be criticized, I just think this one (that it goes against the "canon" of Greek mythology) is kinda dumb.