“If I had a dollar for every film that was obviously made from an abandoned version of the Five Nights At Freddy’s film, I’d have two dollars, that’s not a lot, but it’s strange that it’s happened twice.”

I think the Riddler should do a Riddle Me Piss type segment.

Like, he should have a podcast, and the whole podcast should be like Riddle Me Piss where he goes and finds awful riddles and tries to get through them. He always has a guest. Usually another Rogue, a Bat, or a civilian he nabbed off the street.

One time he had the Flash on there and they barely made it through half the normal amount of riddles bc Barry could not. Stop. Laughing. It was super sweet tho and Barry quickly became a fan favorite. There are SO many animatics/typography vids of the ep bc it was so delightfully memeable

He manages to get Batman to come on once after years and years of asking. The episode is on the shorter side and Bats' voice is modulated, but the whole internet still loses its collective mind bc it's one of the only public piece of Batman media in existence and it consists of 40 minutes of The Batman and Edward trying and failing to solve nonsense riddles.

For years, Ed had been saying "I'll get Batman on someday" as a joke, and in response some guests had taken to saying "I'm not Batman" before their introductions as clarification, as well as using it as an excuse when they couldn't solve a riddle. The bit becomes even more popular after the Batman episode, for obvious reasons

-the spelling/sentence structure of one riddle was so bad Barry thought he was drunk. He's a speedster. He hasn't been drunk in decades.

-one answer was so bad that Edward up and left the room

-the batkids are forbidden to go on as their herosonas, so they keep finding excuses to go on as civilians. (See "accidentally" being at the right time and place to get nabbed by Ed)

-Harley loves being on. Ivy hates being on. Ivy will only go on if Harley will be there too.

-joker is not allowed on under any circumstances bc f that guy

-captain marvel was on once, not that Ed knew that. All Ed knew was that he nabbed a kid who was probably not as afraid of Ed as he should be, but did keep up an impressively sarcastic running commentary.

-the podcast has become something all Gothamites are strangely proud of. I mean like, yeah he's a villain and all but c'mon- at least he's funny. Cops don't contribute to society this much

-Batman had to listen to a full episode once bc the Riddler hid the clues to his latest crime in the ep.

-he hated it at first, but after that one time Bruce becomes a regular listener. He enjoys it for the same reason Ed does, actually: the ability to unwind and listen to stupid yet engaging fluff. He even sends in a few anonymously.

-all bats have written at least 1 riddle for the snow. They all essentially amount to word vomit. Harper's was the best/worst depending on how you look at it

aint this the fucken truth

Tagging @just-a-little-change @xboxdudett @tmnt-bucklover @stayhumblepoet @morannon @lady-of-glass-and-bone @ivymemnoch and anyone else who wants to play!

I got bored & realised I had two bingos. 

I'm so glad none of you guys are ever going to request a vore fic from me! 🤣🤣🤣 Tagging more lovelies: @thava @xxlilqueeniexx @idonia-dovahkiin @nu--minosity @sominare123 @vixencatastrophe @ur-favorite-pincushion

Got 2x bingo! The fields with question marks are "could take it or leave it, depends on the execution"

I get all the bingos, depending on what we mean by vore.(If we are doing that swallowed whole turns the victim on, then no. If were are doing you ghoul so takes a bite during sex or large beasties likes to lick the human while threatening them with being the next meal: sure) The rest there is at least a version I will like it in so sure 

Bad practical effects >>>>> bad cgi

Give me a dude in a rubber suit or give me death

You know what's even better than bad practical effects? Good practical effects

Me looking at bad cgi: hm. Fake

Me looking at bad practical effects: ohohoho hehehoohoo fuck yeah

Me looking at good practical effects: This Is The Coolest Shit I've Seen In My Life

I hate that Trump is going to behave like the biggest manbaby of all time and this in no way will be held against male politicians. Hillary Clinton had to be smiling and calm and just give the best concession speech of all time because otherwise she blew it for all women. She showed people that women were too emotional, too bitchy for higher office. Even though she lost she still needed to lose with ALL THE GRACE possible because otherwise she made it more difficult for women in the future to run. And I hate that. I hate that double standard.

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

SCIENCE!

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

@celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi.

on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun!!

Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.

Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and “thrown back” what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.

This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say ‘no, don’t,’ whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it’s either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it’s really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don’t just do this when it’s our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well. 

This is why a zombie would be extremely terrifying for a short period, and then neutralize itself. No fear and no pain means it could rip apart the gates to your fortress with its bare hands, but it would tear its arms or break its back in the process and never do anything very dangerous again.

This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That’s probably what makes vampires so strong; they don’t actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly.

@krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags

Aight I know I’m OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment

What “Ghetto” Names Really Mean

“Tinashe” -  Means “God is with us” in Shona ( An African language spoken by nearly 80 percent of people in Zimbabwe.)

“Lakeisha” - A Swahili name meaning “favorite one.”

“Ashanti” -  Name of a powerful African empire in West Africa.

“Tanisha” - Hausa of West Africa name meaning “born on Monday.”

“Zola” - Means “quiet, tranquil” in Zulu.    

“Amandla” -  Zulu and Xhosa word meaning “power”. The word was a popular rallying cry in the days of resistance against Apartheid.

“Zendaya” - Means “ To Give Thanks” in Shona

“Latonia” -  A Latin name. Latonia was the mother of Diana in Roman mythology.

“Lulu” - Swahili and Muslim name meaning “pearl” or “precious.”

“Ciara” -  Means “dark-haired” in Irish Gaelic

“Lateefah” - A North African name meaning “gentle and pleasant.”

“Mercedes” - Means “Gracious gifts/Benefits) in Spanish

“Kaya” -  Ghanaian name meaning “stay and don’t go back.”

“Amara” -  The Swahili word amara, meaning “urgent business.” Also the Hindu name meaning “immortal.”

“Shanika” - African Bantu name, meaning “young one from the wilderness.

“Zuri” - Means “beautiful” in Swahili.

“Onika” - Word of African origin meaning “warrior.”

JUST BECAUSE A NAME SOUNDS DIFFERENT DOES NOT MEAN IT’S “RATCHET” OR “GHETTO” THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL MEANINGS.

DON’T BE IGNORANT, LEARN.

Reblog every time it hits the dash.

people say homophobic things and think they won’t look homophobic when they pretend they’re not talking about all gay men. the twitter discourse about fisting at a pride parade (not a real thing) is full of comments like “our ancestors didn’t fight so cis white gays could fist each other at pride,” where “cis” and “white” aren’t doing anything in the sentence besides wokewashing. it IS acceptable to talk about cis white gay men as a group, because they are, and being gay doesn’t mean they can’t enact transphobia, racism, misogyny, &c. but there is a difference between actually talking about cis white gay men and actually saying something homophobic but tacking on different axes of privilege to cover your ass! and people can tell!

Wokewashing is a good way of putting it. I see the same shit with appending “white” to misogynistic statements, as if being sexist stops being a problem if you’re pretending to be doing it out of a place of anti racism (when it has jack shit to do with anti racism)

Anyway I’m using the word wokewashing for this shitty phenomenon thank u op

Wokewashing is such a good term.

Pretending that the group you’re shitting on is all middle class cis white men (even though it’s not), and therefore your criticism is automatically right (it’s not) and any action on your part are justified (it’s definitely not).

How often have I seen that? idk, A LOT.

Did liberals collectively forget that Hilary won the popular vote the moment that fact stopped being rhetorically useful to them

"Look where sitting on your hands got us last election" what in the god damn fuck are you talking about

"If you don't vote for Blue Team than that's a vote for the Red Team" oh, is that how it happened the last time?

Yes, that's how it happened. It's because we don't go by the popular vote, we go by a little thing you might've heard called the electoral college.

Trump won Michigan by .3 percent, Wisconsin by 1 percent. Pennsylvania by 1.2 percent. Florida by 1.2 percent. North Carolina by 3.8 percent. And Arizona by 3.9 percent. That's a total of a paltry 491,719 votes. Just four hundred and ninety two thousand votes. And those are only the states that were razor thin in margin.

Yet over 100 million eligible voters didn't vote at all, and 5 million voters voted third party. That's 105 MILLION people who could have made the difference. 492k goes into 105 million 23 times. 492k goes into 5 million, the number of those who voted third party, 10 times. Ten god damn times. That's how many fucking people that is.

If just some of those states had gone to Clinton, she would have won. But they didn't, and it's because millions of people decided voting at all was too much trouble, or they decided that wasting their vote in a protest of ideology was more important than actual human lives.

It's really just that simple.

Okay I wanna piggy back off of the previous reply to show y’all something real quick. I live in New York state, in The City(yes, that one). One of those ‘my vote will never matter because the state always goes blue!’ states. 

Here’s the map of the results for New York state in the 2016 presidential election:

Now I know you’re thinking - holy shit balls that’s a lot of red! 

And you’re fucking goddamn right it is! Trump had 36% of the vote in New York in 2016. For reference, although that’s about the percentage that usually goes to the republican candidate, here are the maps for 2008 and 2012 respectively:

Before I get into the main part of this post, wanna know WHY all those areas that were blue in 2008 and 2012 were suddenly red in 2016? In 2008 and 2012, Independents got less than 2% of the total votes. In 2016? Almost 6%. Not a big difference in the grand scheme, but this is a really great example of how even a small number can make a huge difference.

Now, see that teeny, tiny, area of dark blue down at the bottom? That’s New York City. New York City is literally the only reason New York State always goes blue. This ONE FUCKING CITY is the reason people are so sure that New York - which holds 29 electoral votes - will never, ever, go to a republican. And under normal circumstances, while that doesn’t make me comfortable, it does hold a certain amount of weight. It’s also why in the 2016 election I voted in my home county of Schoharie - one of those nice bright red areas up north.

Except here’s the thing about 2020. New York City is fucking empty. 

24,000 people died of coronavirus in New York City alone this summer. 

An additional estimated 500,000 - no you are not reading that number wrong - have either moved out or been evicted. I work as a dog walker, and a full 60% of my client base has left the city and told me they are not planning to come back. They’ve left for places like Connecticut(7 electoral votes), or Massachusetts(11), or Vermont(3) or Florida or Texas or - you get my point. Now that they have been unemployed for six+ months, and the eviction freeze has been lifted, a shit ton of people are being forced to leave, and people with kids are also abandoning the city for somewhere less populated. 

And even further? No one I know has received their requested mail-in ballots yet. No one. Not a single person. The virus is still active(and yeah, we’re down to <1% infection rate, but schools are about to open back up so :) ) Voting takes place in schools. it is likely many people will not be able to risk voting in person - especially if we see an uptick in cases as kids return. Which means if their mail in ballots don’t arrive in time, they may not be able to vote at all. 

Hilary had around 4.5 million votes from New York - 2 million of those came from NYC and the surrounding boroughs. She won the popular vote in this state by 1.8 million votes.

Now, yes, a small number of the people who have left NYC are also Trump Voters. Something like 15% of NYC’s vote went to Trump. But a much higher percentage are democratic - and committedly democratic - votes. Healthcare workers suffered disproportionately from CV deaths. Startups, Small business owners, College and recent college grads, Theatre workers? They’re all gone.

New York State can, honestly, no longer be counted on to go blue no matter who abstains from voting or who votes third party because of the toll the virus has taken on the city. We really do need every single person who is able to vote, to do so. Not because it’s fun, or it makes you happy. Not because you believe 100% in the american democratic system. Because the people you - yes - you, the abstainers - have counted on to uphold your few, dwindling democratic freedoms, can no longer be counted on to do so alone.

Gerrymandering sucks. The electoral college needs to be abolished. But it is specifically because those things are still in place that you need to vote if you are able. We absolutely should be fighting the system. But we cannot abandon it to let it fall to ruin and leave the people affected by that fallout to die because of it while we gather our strength. And yes. People will die. If this summer has taught us anything, let it be that elections fucking matter and in the coming years, our leadership absolutely has the ability to determine how many of us survive.

TL;DR: If you have the ability to vote please fucking use it. This is not a normal election year, and the safeguards that have been in place are no longer to be relied upon.

We haven’t forgotten how 2016 went down - when we say vote it’s because we remember how much of a difference a very small number of people could have made, and we know that this year, that difference is even more important.

VOTE!!

Also: Hi there!

Local Palm Beach County Poll Worker here. Now you might have heard of my county a lot recently: Mar-a-lago is here, our sheriff allowed Jeffery Epstein a work release (and if rumors are to be believed turned a blind eye to many going ons though there is no proof so I will give him that), our supervisor of elections a recent Republican turn Democrat will not stand up to Trump, and the Republican Candidate for Congress is a Qanon believer and she gets so much worse. 

It’s fun.

Now recently we had a primary on August 18th and it looks like 250k people voted in the elections. Though is one case only 8 people votes counted for if an area was to be incorporated into PBC and for some more local seats only about 50k counted. Including one for a judge that help a woman in jail till she signed away her right to refuse her son getting a circumcision so only the father got to choose. He kept his seat if you were wondering. So did the Sheriff and Supervisor of Elections mentioned above, who were only on the Dem ballot as far as I know. 

Now I was in an area where there were only about 1k voters and most voted through mail, so only about 50 people showed up. Maybe 7 of them were Democrats, the rest were Republicans. One woman went to 3 different polling places till she found the correct one and did not even know who anyone of the ballot was, just asked us why there wasn’t (Rep) next to peoples’ names. 

Republicans are scary devoted to their group, they do not get discouraged they will vote to make sure their part is safe, regardless of anything else. I do not think many of you realize just how ready Republicans are to hold their nose and risk themselves to vote in Republicans.

Please go fucking vote. Please learn who is on the ballot. Please get these people out of office.  

This is what we mean when we say “defund the police”.

Artist website: http://muddlemarch.thecomicseries.com/

there's two types of conspiracy theories in american culture:

i'm just saying, since in bartseq timeline america's revolutionary war is in it's beginning in 2000s, at the end of the day, one of that nation's founding fathers really could be someone in a hatsune miku binder

Vampire and werewolf dating

OP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CREDIT THIS, BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!

This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

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really cool. so its a goth and a hippie

Me and whatever goth gf I’m given

I love these comics

A beautifully animated Jungle Book adaptation that closely follows the original story. I highly recommend watching! It’s on YouTube in English and English-subtitled Russian. 

Bagheera is a female panther, Baloo is Mowgli’s mentor, and Kaa is actually a good guy. Very different from the Disney adaptation!

That is the most accurately animated cat I have ever seen.