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S C R E A M S
every episode of criminal minds
lady: walking down dark alley slowly and alone (everything a woman would never do)
white guy in hoodie: hey
lady: AHH
white guy in hoodie: u look like my mom *stabs her* *takes her toes*
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emily: and then i got drunk and slammed that bitchโs head into the bar counter
derek: haha thats great-
jj: its a bad one *hands out files*
emily: let me eat you out
(in the conference room)
jj: so yeah this guy stabs ladies. but now, he takes their toes
spencer: hes escalating
hotch: ๐ก๐ก๐ก wheels up in 30
(zoom in on the plane)
jj: if when you do, but i cannot for the yes of he was what i no ๐ -lil huddy
(in the plane)
emily: sexual sadist
spencer: the history of toes is actually a long starting with the ancient indians they used to-
derek: dont make me put ur head through the plane window pretty boy. although i know you would love that
spencer: ๐ณ๐
garcia on the phone: okay so i made a list of all the white guys in arizona.
derek: i want to taste ur guts
garcia: impale me with ur cock
hotch: thanks garcia ๐ก๐ก๐ก
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detective alzhiemers: we spoke on the phone and i invited u here but i just want u to know i dont trust a single fucking thing you say. wow agent jareau u got that barbie doll build.
hotch: ๐ก where can we set up
(at the crime scene)
rossi: ๐๐๐ he took their toes. but u can see the bone here.
(camera zooms in on derek)
derek: *takes off his sunglasses* *flexes* hes devolving
(at the m.e)
doctor dr. : so basically he kills them. u can see because theyre dead. he takes their toes but its sloppy.
emily: he must be doing it because he doesnt have any toes.
reid: *calling garcia* we need a list
(music escalates)
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spencer: yeah so basically hes white and a sexual sadist
hotch: mid 30s, his mother didnt love him
emily: HES IMPOTENT because his girlfriend cut off his balls
derek: and he does not have toes. we gotta catch him fast. *picks up a call from garcia*
jj: i will be telling the press so we can get calls about men without toes.
garcia: hey my 12 inch bad dragon dick. i found him- Ben Serialkiller, 54 creep lane. born without toes, his mom kicked him out when he was 5.
derek: thanks babygirl. remind me to kiss ur feet tonight.
rossi: god am i old enough to die
detective alzheimers: actually i think youre completely wrong.
emily: we dont fucking care shut up limpdick
other cops: okay we believe you now
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(in a dark basement)
spencer: Ben, i get it. u dont have to kill these women. *puts the gun down and takes off kevlar for no fucking reason* my mom tried to kill me too. but im not a serial killer.
white guy in hoodie: you dont get it.
rossi: you dont want to kill her. we can let the world know of your struggle, ben. we will teach them of a world with men without toes.
white guy in hoodie: okay i guess. *lets go of lady* *cries*
hotch: ๐ก๐ก๐ก *cuffs him*
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morgan, on the jet: u did good today, kid.
reid: thanks. i wonder what my life would be like if i didnt have 3 lifetimes of trauma on my 27 year old back.
morgan: hahaha
emily, joining in: hahahaha. loser
hotch: ๐ก๐ก๐ก i wish i had emotions
jj: i miss my kids
emily: can we fuck yet
jj: fine i guess
(picture of the sky)
rossi: And in the end, if I eated soap, no I didnt because I yes โจ -hitler
wanna ride his face, respectfully ๐
My Bossโs Daughter (Reid Request)
Request: Reader is Hotchโs daughter & younger than Spencer but understood him better than others. And he meets her at Haleyโs funeral & helps her recover. She goes to โvisit her dadโ but really sheโs just there to see him and then theyโre hanging out and they are like making out or something and almost get caught by Hotch.
A/N: This has been a long time coming. I hope you all think itโs worth it! Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+) Content Warning: Adults with age difference (21/30), penetrative sex, fingering, unprotected sex, degradation, reference to โdaddy issues,โ references to oral sex, physical fight, choking (hand on neck - no pressure), breathplay (hand over mouth/nose)
NOTE: Reader is Hotch and Haleyโs daughter, but there is absolutely nothing in the fic that stops you from believing that sheโs adopted! Imagine away if needed!
Word Count: 11.3k
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Being Aaron Hotchnerโs daughter meant there were a few unfortunate and unavoidable truths about my life.
For example, having all of my family under one roof was a rare, special occurrence. Attendance at school ceremonies and holidays was never promised, and I had to enjoy every second with my father, because there was no telling when he would have to leave.
Pedro: *is surprised that the internet has a crush on the Mandalorian*
Also Pedro: *uses โbedroom voiceโ to voice the Mandalorian*
thanks to your ask, now im thinking about rough fucking with ani ๐ your thoughts? hcs? I would like to hear ๐คฒ๐ป
anakin is the MASTER of rough fucking
rly nsfw under the cut
PLOW ME PLOW ME PLOW ME LIKE THE PIECE OF AGRICULTURAL LAND I AM
LITERALLY FUCK ME UP WOW I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED OWHFBFLFNVK
Pedro Pascal for August Man Singapore Oct. 2019
โI was definitely more self-assured because my habits and routines were firmly in place and felt more important to me than my newfound success. I know itโs hard for me to describe this, but I just donโt feel famous. That wasnโt part of my development when I was younger, so I came into it โfully cookedโ, or maybe even overdone. (laughs) As exciting and as strange as fame can be, it just doesnโt feel as real to me as my relationships, or the fact that my backaches, or how I panic in the morning if I donโt know exactly where I can get my coffee. Those things have much higher stakes to me than the publicโs perception of who I am.โ
Boba Fett Being A Trigger-Happy Little Shit OR Darth Vader Being A Fucking Spoilsport, depending on who you ask
MORE MANDO I BEG OF YOU!๐๐๐๐๐
Sure, as long as you want me toโฆ;)
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayโฆ
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R2-D2 ainโt a snitch. He knew Anakin was Vader, pretended not to know who Yoda and Obi Wan were, and shut himself down when Luke didnโt want to be found. No wonder he was trusted with the Death Star plans. R2 is the ultimate ride or die droid.
bro ive thought about this sm
if r2 had just.. told everyone,,
Anakin & Anidala gif headers + Revenge of the Sith (requested by anonymous)
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stability
based on this request
pairing: obi-wan/fem!reader
word count: 1.3k
rating: E/18+
summary: Obi-Wan asks you to try something new.
warnings: uhhhh face sittingย
notes: i literally embarrased myself writing this oops haha
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The air in the room is hot. Youโve barely been home for more than a few minutes, but each of those had been spent with his lips glued to yours.ย
IM WOW
18+ only, nsfw, modern au, nyc 2008, music, concerts, bartender ben kenobi
Bartender Ben Kenobi x Female Reader
Gravitation (part 3) | Series Masterlist
"Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you..."
warnings -- mild language, established relationship, implied sexual themes, semi public sex, explicit sexual content
okay first of all WOAH that was WOW
and second YOU DID NOT JUST BRING KLAUS INTO THIS ISDHCBQD I LOVE THEM BOTH SM
For the Valentineโs blurbs โLike I expected, youโre much comfier than my pillowโ OR โpiggy back ride?โ With anakin? Whichever you feel in the moment more!!
Also hi babes I hope youโre having a good day
Got it ๐ฅฐ and thank you, my day's been chill. Hope yours is great as well babe. ๐ฅฐ
"Like I expected, you're much comfier than my pillow. "
gender-neutral reader x anakin skywalker fluff imagine
this made me so soft wow
Iโm not saying waking up next to anakin and hearing his morning voice would cure all my issues but I know it would