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Not All Who Wander Are Lost

@stillwanderingthevalley

M, 46, somewhere In the Hudson Valley, NY. Bisexual. Queer. Poly. Openly married w/kids. Introverted. INFP-T. Nerdy. Kinky. Open-minded. Sub-leaning-switch. Just a simple man trying to make his way in the Universe. This blog is a mix of personal writing and observations, and mostly SFW images, videos, gifs from across Tumblr that appeal to my ideals, personality, and aesthetic: art, architecture, history, philosophy, photography, geek and pop culture, 420, 80s/90s/2000โ€™s nostalgia, and music. Please read my pinned post before interacting. I enjoy chatting so feel free to send asks and messages. Kinks, fetishes, and NSFW posted here: Enter at your own peril, for what you are about to encounter cannot be unseen https://dirty-kind-of-love.tumblr.com/
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PLEASE READ BEFORE INTERACTING!

While I welcome likes, messages, and follows, itโ€™s clear that I need to explain some ground rules to anyone who does like my posts, follows me, or who sends me messages.

First off, if you have no age listed on your page, and/or your page is blank, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!

Second, I canโ€™t abide messages from mistresses or dommes who think they know what I want. While I do identify as a sub-leaning switch, that is not an invitation for you to ply your wares. I enjoy playful banter and conversation, not solicitation. Iโ€™m not looking for a mistress to serve, nor am I looking to be anyoneโ€™s slave, and I sure as hell am not going to pay any sort of tribute for such โ€œservicesโ€. Look, it makes no difference to me what a person does to make a living, just be aware that I am not your target audience and Iโ€™m not going to buy whatever it is youโ€™re offering. If you message me and itโ€™s some sort of lame attempt to make a pitch, you will not only be blocked, YOU WILL BE REPORTED!

Third, while I enjoy dirty talk and friendly name calling, there is a time and place for it, and weโ€™d better already be friends and have each otherโ€™s consent to do so first. If you start off your first message to me with โ€œslaveโ€, โ€œsissyโ€, โ€œslutโ€, โ€œbitchโ€, โ€œboiโ€, or any other derogatory or degrading term, you will not only be blocked, YOU WILL BE REPORTED!

Fourth, if I find that your page includes inappropriate or sexual suggestive pictures, depictions, or descriptions of minors, you will not only be blocked, YOU WILL BE REPORTED!

Fifth, do not send me any sexually suggestive pictures of yourself without my prior consent. If you do, you will not only be blocked, YOU WILL BE REPORTED!

Thanks for your consideration!

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT HUMANS ARE MADE OF STARDUST. INSIDE OF EACH OF YOU ARE CHEMICALS ONLY OTHERWISE FOUND IN SUPERNOVAS AKA GIANT RAINBOW DEATH EXPLOSIONS.

NO MATTER HOW MYCH YOU HATE YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE, NO MATTER IF YOU THINK YOURE NEVER GETTING BETTER PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE REMNANTS OF GIANT RAINBOW DEATH EXPLOSIONS INSIDE OF YOUR APE FLESH BODY.

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion-year-old carbon

And we've got to get ourselves

Back to the garden

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