Someone: wants to talk to me
Me:
Someone: wants to talk to me
Me:
“yes sir, i’ll have her home at 9″ to “your daughter calls me daddy too”
The thing Nicole does with her face and her dimple pops reblog if you agree
Despite the fact that the episode was crazy I love how Nicole is just so fkn gay she will walk around in a gay unicorn shirt you go girl
“She walked into a roadhouse bar, you whipped off your shirt, and that was that. Like a beautiful fairy tale porno.”
Friendship goals
A bisexual’s transportation of choice is officially the red Jeep
Nicole Haught’s smile
Ah yes, this is definetly Melanie and these two characters are merely just “friends”. Oh the things you find on amazon.
Current mood
Nicole explaining straight sex while drunk is honestly hilarious
asdfkflsjfalk she liked it i love one (1) woman
nicole haught in a tie
Tooth Tunes (2007 - 2015)
Imagine listening to fucking all-star via bone resonance in your bathroom. Jesus Christ.