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Katesfire

@katesfire82

My little corner of the web for whatever amuses me.
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Some notable comments from my father on his Threshold watch:

“They should call this ship the USS Daddy Issues.”

“Having two hearts could be useful you know. He could be like a walking organ doner.”

“I am glad his tongue came out. He talks too much.”

“Ooooooo they had seeeeeex.”

“Chakotay, the model first officer. Abandoning his captain’s children on an uninhabited planet.”

“Take the whole ship warp ten. Who cares if they hyper evolve into lizards, that’s Starfleet Medical’s problems now.”

“The cost of getting home is only becoming a giant lizard and sleeping with the captain. That’s a small price to pay.”

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"Star Trek: Voyager" Drinking Game

Drink everytime:

-They crash/lose a shuttle -The transporter malfunctions -Janeway drinks coffee -“Irrelevant” -“That’s an order” -“I will adapt” -Someone makes a joke about Neelix’ cooking -“I’m captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager” -Tom makes a reference to the 20th century -Harry should have gotten a promotion -“Warp core overload in …” -Voyager is duplicated -Somebody mentions leola root -Neelix annoys Tuvok -They encounter a potentially dangerous anomaly and fly right into it because it’s interesting™ -Tuvok attempts a mind meld -Somebody breaks the temporal prime directive -The Doctor makes changes to his program which go completely wrong -The Doctor starts singing -The Borg show up -They use the Delta Flyer -Holodeck Episode™ -Harry falls for a woman he doesn’t have a chance with

(if you’re actually going to do this, drink responsibily, though, and stop as soon as you’ve reached your limit)

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jhelenoftrek

I went in search of something innocent and found this.  Consensus among friends is, it’s a see-thru shower.  Commence revised head-canon, you are welcome.  

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oh-punky

Gee who would use that shower…….*whispers* Chakotay

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thedooodle

- Chakotay nearly shaving off his finger when getting distracted by Kathryn’s silhouette while he’s trying to work on his wood carvings.

- Kathryn getting flustered and defensive when Chakotay catches her eyes trying to “guess the girth”

- One of them tripping in the shower, ending in their bare butt pressed up against the glass.

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katesfire82

Most definitely a see through shower. Now I want to write a comedy fic to go along with my smutty see through shower fic I am working on.

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jhelenoftrek

ATTN!  ST:VOY  J/C Writers and Readers!

To make it easier to find written J/C contributions to this fandom, a few of us have decided to adopt the following tag:  #wordsofJC  

This tag should be used to alert others to J/C written content of all forms (drabbles, full-fics, previews, collaborative works, fic recommendations, challenges, etc).  

WHEN YOU TAG!  It MUST be in the original post (reblog tagging won’t work) and it must be one of the first 5 tags you add.

**You can follow this tag by searching and then selecting ‘follow’ on the right-hand side of the search bar.  

Kindly repost the snot out of this so that word gets around.  I will tag as many people as I can remember, please add whoever I miss!

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katesfire82

Lol I had to keep these up in honor of Ky. She is gone from us way too soon.

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jhelenoftrek

ATTN!  ST:VOY  J/C Writers and Readers!

To make it easier to find written J/C contributions to this fandom, a few of us have decided to adopt the following tag:  #wordsofJC  

This tag should be used to alert others to J/C written content of all forms (drabbles, full-fics, previews, collaborative works, fic recommendations, challenges, etc).  

WHEN YOU TAG!  It MUST be in the original post (reblog tagging won’t work) and it must be one of the first 5 tags you add.

**You can follow this tag by searching and then selecting ‘follow’ on the right-hand side of the search bar.  

Kindly repost the snot out of this so that word gets around.  I will tag as many people as I can remember, please add whoever I miss!

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oh-punky

@breezybree I had to do it after reading your comment LOL

Uhm, excuse me, church porn? Did I miss this or did I miraculously forget it?

(It’s absolutely possible. I had forgotten about the corn for a few years as well!)

@oh-punky What the hell is that pic of RB from?! And @missyhissy3 knows all about him and church porn… in that terrible film she made me watch with him in, he gets it on with his girl right in in the middle of one. Classy.

OMG.  um @katesfire82 - this reminds me of a certain something.  if you know what i mean….

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katesfire82

Oh my beloved friend the dearly departed Ky and my naughty church “for shock value” ficlets based on a certain fic she wrote. Should I post a link? 😈

@katesfire82  POST IT! LOL

Do you ladies wonder how we went from trying out a Tumblr tag for stories to this? *sips coffee* I don’t. I’m very pleased here in the gutter of smut.

http://amethyst-fire.4t.com/voybook18/tickettohell.html

For all of your NC-17 perverted churchy-porn desires. 😂

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jhelenoftrek

ATTN!  ST:VOY  J/C Writers and Readers!

To make it easier to find written J/C contributions to this fandom, a few of us have decided to adopt the following tag:  #wordsofJC  

This tag should be used to alert others to J/C written content of all forms (drabbles, full-fics, previews, collaborative works, fic recommendations, challenges, etc).  

WHEN YOU TAG!  It MUST be in the original post (reblog tagging won’t work) and it must be one of the first 5 tags you add.

**You can follow this tag by searching and then selecting ‘follow’ on the right-hand side of the search bar.  

Kindly repost the snot out of this so that word gets around.  I will tag as many people as I can remember, please add whoever I miss!

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oh-punky

@breezybree I had to do it after reading your comment LOL

Uhm, excuse me, church porn? Did I miss this or did I miraculously forget it?

(It’s absolutely possible. I had forgotten about the corn for a few years as well!)

@oh-punky What the hell is that pic of RB from?! And @missyhissy3 knows all about him and church porn… in that terrible film she made me watch with him in, he gets it on with his girl right in in the middle of one. Classy.

OMG.  um @katesfire82 - this reminds me of a certain something.  if you know what i mean….

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katesfire82

Oh my beloved friend the dearly departed Ky and my naughty church "for shock value" ficlets based on a certain fic she wrote. Should I post a link? 😈

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Casting Off Drama

What does it say that I don't miss you as much as I thought I would. Sure, I miss the fun times, but I don't agonize over them or mourn their loss. It was fun while it lasted. Do you want to know what I don't miss? The way you would make me feel guilty for when things didn't go exactly as you planned that they should and then the way you would punish me with your resting bitch face and silence as though it were all my fault. I don't miss the casual way you would play on my charity and good nature and subtly convince me to spend money on you that I really did not have to spend. I don't miss you whining about problems that were 85% of your own making. I don't miss your claims of a desire to better yourself and your life while leaning on me to lead the way for you while you drug your feet in the most lazy way. I loved you. I was kind. I was giving. I was your confident and your friend. I asked for so little in return. But then you revealed your true colors and I just couldn't take anymore. I thought I would ache for what was lost. I expected to spiral into a bit of darkness as I usually do when suffering the loss of something that meant so much. But none of that happened. Perhaps it is because I wasn't truly surprised? I almost expected the monster to reveal it's ugly head at some point. Maybe it was because your abuses of me were starting to become evident? While I can never be sure exactly what it was, this I do know: I am almost relieved by your absence and the fact that I do not miss you much despite the so-called depth of our relationship speaks volumes about the truth. I wish you well in all of your endeavors and your future but this story is over now.

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Tumblr Impressions

How do I see new stuff? Like for 2 days all I have seen is the same stuff. I scroll and the organization seems all awkward.

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Missing Scene From Relaunch Books

Admiral Janeway giving Captain Chakotay her old Captains Pips the night before he deploys. He wears them instead of the pips he’s earned to always have a piece of Kathryn near him.

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katesfire82

@cheile OMG... JUST DIED. 👏👏👏

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Spank the Muse

(fiddle by Camryn)

How hard?

OH. MY. GOD.

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katesfire82

Why can't I love this like x infinity?!

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