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Gulfstream's Scrapbook

@gardenergulfie / gardenergulfie.tumblr.com

{just a mixed assortment of whatever i feel like} {any/all} {Pfp and banner made by @CatzGam3rz}
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Guess it was time to make one of these huh.

Hi! I’m Gulfie (Gulfstream for long) but you can also call me Artie or Gardener as well!

I have a love of complex stories, worldbuilding, lore, and wlw.

I am a polyamorous arospec asexual lesbian and I use any pronouns. but like, in a Not Girl way. Don’t ask, i’m working on it. I also like masc terms!

I have a lot of interests but the biggest ones are Mcyt (Empires SMP, Last/3rd/Double Life, Hermitcraft, DSMP to a lesser extent), Critical Role, dnd, Ace Attorney, TOH, RWBY, and Pokemon. 

I reblog a lot of stuff and sometimes make posts of my own. I can be quiet but if you try to talk to me I will talk back.

And now some fun facts about me: I have adhd and autism, I am a cat person, I am obsessed with dragons, I write and make aus sometimes, and I draw sometimes but not often.

I write sometimes and my works are posted at GardenerGulfie on ao3

Anyways yeah thats a little bit about me! Hope you enjoy your stay on my blog

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jennydolfen

MerMay Fearne as an extra-frilly veiltail goldfish. 😊 I love her so much. Referenced from the thumbnail of episode 77.

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"I would like to talk to my partner before I sleep" I don't even care that we don't get to hear it the fact that Essek will call Caleb before bed is enough

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cluuny

sorry not to complain but some of y'all really cannot stand gnc people, huh?

a trans woman is gnc and she's not trying hard enough, a trans man is gnc and he's a poser or a liar, a nonbinary person is gnc and they're both of those, a cis man is gnc and he's an egg, a cis woman is gnc and she's secretly transmasc. like where do we win? at what point do we exist as people to you

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megabuild

lets make more mcyt studios i want to see more smps that fuck up in exciting new ways. qsmp got the labour law violations pow creations got the corporate plots told by ai chatbots lets keep it going i want a minecraft youtuber to blow up on twitch and be arrested within the month for my entertainment

pre covid you could make a successful minecraft smp with a group of friends just hanging out and mining in vanilla. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone

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i had a dream that i was kissing a girl (im gay) and right as it was getting good wayneradiotv turned his webcam on over top the dream and started admonishing twitch chat for watching girls kissing while he was away from the computer. he kept saying they were sick bitches and that none of them would go to heaven. it went on for five whole minutes while i tried desperately to take back control of the dream from wayne and go back to kissing girls. i woke up in a cold sweat at 3 am and was afraid to go back to sleep for fear that the wayne tulpa would harm me again

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

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bunjywunjy

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

Fox News is finally right about something. It does look like he’s in hell

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