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❛ Haha ah, you are one FUCKED UP lady – – I like that about you . ❜
“fucked up is my MIDDLE NAME!”
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❛ Daddy left you a WHILE ago darling, but I’ll be happy to fill in the void he left behind . I’ll fill it in so DEEP you’ll forget you ever had a father . ❜
@harleenclownzel
“ya promise ? ? ? --- because I need some extra. SPECIAL CARE!”
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❝ Nice choice of words. You- you’ve CHANGED my mind! I’d much rather KILL you if you don’t uh- shut. your. mouth.❞
“you wouldn’t DARE KILL ME! YA AIN’T GOT THE BALLS!” shocked gasp. she truly didn’t mean that did she? she fetters the words dryly, thick caught in her throat like icky spider webs. “... admit it. just admit ya NEED ME!”
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❝ Yeah- no. We don’t- we do NOT say ‘make love’, Harley. If you want romance grab the gun! I heard ‘Romeo and Juliet’ is one of your faaavorites, and the more you talk- YAP YAP YAP… the more… I wanna kill myself. ❞
“NO DON’T KILL YERSELF ! ! ! !! I DUNNO WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YA BOSS!”
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❝ … mmm no NO no- y o u call ME when you’re craving a visit from Colonel Angus. I know how much you want it! You practically MOAN about it in your sleep! ❞
“It’d be a lot more romantic if ya take off the damn greasepaint ... J A Y --- Do ya know how IMPERSONAL it is to have ta showa after we make love??? ?”
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❝ Now that’s where you got it wrong- first OFF it’s not big enough and secondly eee… ehhh… that’s what your mouth is uh- is f o r. ❞
“Byyyyyyye F E L L A T I O .... --- Call me when yer in a better mood an’ I want a new red dress!”
@anarchistsmile
❝ THAT- what a… GREEK tragedy we have on our… on our uh- our HANDS, Harley. You know, my father once told me he was going to RIP something of mine- so what’d he do? I’ll TELL you what. he. did. He ripped the corners of my MOUTH just like this- and then EVERYTHING was red. So I guess you could say we’ve got something in common! ❞
“Yeaaaahh W E L L ..... it’s the only dress I got ---------- with a FUCKHOLE ! ! !”
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I never thought I’d have this many of you following me, or I’d still be around writing this wild ass clown, but HERE I am. One year later and I’ve grown so much in my writing and love for Harley. So, I’m gonna give back, and what better way than a little CASH $$$ money??? Yeah, you heard that right. I’m going to pick THREE winners once this giveaway is over on JUNE 5TH and send money straight to your paypals. Rules are simple: You have to be following me in order to enter!!! ( only reblogs count sorry I don’t have time to count all the likes too ) 1st place gets $30, 2nd gets $15 and 3rd place will get $10. Good luck and THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE who’s made it this far with me, and to my new followers!!! YOU’RE ALL INCREDIBLE AND I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!
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Margot Robbie attends Marie Claire’s 2017 Image Makers Awards in West Hollywood (10th January 2017)
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Where is the Joker/Harley sex tape?
I mean, I can’t be the only one interested in seeing this, right? Reblog if you agree.
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❛ As long as you don’t POISON it behind my back I don’t see why not … wait, what brought this on? You’re going to KILL me the moment my back is turned, aren’t you? ❜
True she could kill her the moment she turned her back but would she? That was a different story entirely. Head cants and she gives her this look like Bitch Puhhhhhleaze.... without even really saying anything because does she always have to say what is going through her mind?
“---- I coulda killed ya waaaaaaaaaay before the insults started Babsie... trust me...! ! !”
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And here it comes again – her apologies are like an annoying old song to him: BORING and PREDICTABLE. He wonders how many more times he will let it slip, how many more times she will get away with her silly little remarks without ending up with a bullet hole in her head.
“Ohhh, it better won’t.” He bites on the insides of his scarred cheek. “Or I’ll make sure you find out what ‘being sorry’ really feels like…”
The way he carried that look on his face, Harley, pretty much knew that he meant business and rather than continue to pout, cry or carry on, she was right back to apologizing. ANYTHING -- A N Y T H I N G to keep him sated.
“Righto Boss... It’s uh.. .. It’ll neva’ happen again.” Geez you’re such a pushover Harley.
@chaoticjoke
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❛ That makes absolutely no sense on any level . Why would that upset me? But, yeah my dad made sure to take me EVERY year . Does that bother you, Quinn? ❜
“ Noooo ... I actually find it kinda funny. ---- WHOO--- I’m famished! Y’wanna go and get a chili cheese coney with me?” // @originalbatgirl
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Boss can I go to Chuck E Cheese? It's gonna be my birthday soon
❝ No- nah ah uh… we - ahem. This isn’t your FIFTH birthday, Haaarley- we’ll go to PIZZA HUT instead like adults. ❞
MY PUDDIN LOVES ME
