Astarion did nothing wrong

of course they love him + astarion, they're dorian's boys :3

"You know, I kinda like it": vampire equivalent of people eating food they're allergic to anyway

I bet that feels so good

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

Devastating: cult leader bhaalspawn fumbled by pet names. More at 11.

HUGE thank you to Robert Vernon for accepting my silly meme request. It's finally real.

My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

certified door post

what a mystery

This is why I don’t tend to talk about stereotypical Ninja weapons in my videos!

(Or on Patreon, but you will find more pole and archery stuff there!)

Farmer Astarion part 10:

It’s been a few days since the night at the bar, and since then a new member has been introduced to the farm. Astarion found the perfect name.

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

New fanfic trope: Montana Absentee Wedding

This is a blessing!

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!