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a resting place

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//anna. she/her. 24. infp. enneagram type 9. // book blog.
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undiaungato

となりのトトロ (1988)   :::   ハウルの動く城 (2004)   :::  魔女の宅急便 (1989)  by Hayao Miyazaki

🎉🎉🎉 Happy 78th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki!  🎉🎉🎉

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I was hanging around at my boyfriend’s place (in hindsight he was probably Satan) and we were just chilling, doing normal things, when a long, sleek, black car pulled up outside of his house. My boyfriend, suddenly very nervous and twitchy, told me to go and hide in the closet. When I asked him what was up, he just told me it was a “work associate” so I went and did as he said. I peeked a little bit out of the closet to see who this person was. I wanted to see who could possibly get my boyfriend, the actual Devil, to tremble in fear. And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz.

Reflections on this post:

1. I need to read URLs.

2. “in hindsight he was probably Satan” may be the single greatest hook to a story that I’ve ever seen.

3. The levels of stress and suspense that occur in the rising action here rival that of some of the greatest survival horror works that exist on this earth.

4. “And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz” is probably the only sentence that could make the conclusion to this story more terrifying, and ended the story in a way far superior to anything my own sense of dread could have come up with.

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i learned that George Orwell named the torture chamber Room 101 in his novel ‘1984’ after a conference room at the BBC headquarters where he had to sit through numerous tedious meetings (x)

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acataemic

november 22nd, 5:48 am been gone a while but i’m back again ! i’ve been feeling lots of feelings and i think i’m doing pretty well for now, so let’s keep this upward trend going! positive second derivatives only!

(find me on instagram at acataemic)

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