Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
[image: a calculator app says multiplying two thousand by four hundred twenty-seven equals eight hundred fifty-four thousand.]
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I love how we're all collectively Just That Determined to ensure this random stranger takes care of themself, and I look forward to how OP moves the goalposts next
I just remembered that I have side blogs.
I like how OP shamelessly changed the rules and moved the deadline up by a whole fucking year in a desperate grasp at avoiding someday having to do “basic self care” in the near future. Honestly, I would have never reblogged this until I saw that BS 😂 Here’s hoping that pettiness of people like me pays off. Gonna reblog this to all of my blogs now too.