Nice try. I'm not that stupid.

NHL Mic Drop | 10.23.23

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

*watches a fictional man bloody, bruised, beaten, and dying* ahh yes the female gaze

who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war

this town is

me in skyrim looting back my used arrows off the corpses of my enemies

God I love Skyrim

I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

“My lord that’s soap”

sometimes you just have to go crazy crazy crazy til u see the sun