Decided to recreate a Twitter meme for my crack series

Me: I should draw one of the many things I’ve been meaning to draw.

Me: Yeerk in a Santa hat.

two bottoms:

two tops:

Two trucks

“You have been a joy to raise”

Why are you threatened by anyone different from you? Tarzan (1999) Dir. Chris Buck & Kevin Lima

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

A black man rides a bus restricted to whites only, in Durban. In an act of resistance to South Africa’s apartheid policies, riding a bus restricted to whites only, in Durban, South Africa 1986.

That bitch MAD AF 😂

How the fuck you going to have a “whites only” anything in Africa

Because colonizers are delusional mothafuckas

He look like he know he about to catch a beat down but fuck it cause this shit ain’t right.

1986

notice how they made the photo black and white to make it look old and try glossing over the fact that this was a single generation ago

The people in this photo are probably still alive and in the work force

apartheid ended in the 1990’s. it ended within the same year that the lion king in the US.

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped:

Here we go again…

So Jorf Bulbous has a 600 million dollar deal with the CIA and the WP has a long history of collaboration with intelligence agencies to push their agendas.

Jeff shut up

HONK HONK!